If you fell asleep and woke up to some one pooping on you

[Straight Up]

how old are you Larry?

[Derranged]

Pretty Boy32 prays every night that he wakes up to someone crapping all over him. He's a sick man.

[JimRaynor]

either or..pick your poison

Steamy log you just brush that off, diarhea you gotta take your shirt off.

[ΣNΣMY]

Some people pay good money for that kind of thing.

[Larry the boss]

how old are you larry?

35..............

[Straight Up]

35..............

35 and you're still a ******? damn no wonder you guys never get successful in life.

[JasonBoxing]

I'll eat it and than suck his nuts

[SouthPawHitman]

I don't know if I'd smear it, but I'd wear it for a while before washing it off

This is one of the better posts I've seen in a while

[boxinghead530]

Would you clean yourself off.... or instantly fight the person with their **** still on you?

This is the type of Larry I like. Not the serious Larry who bugs out on what people say on some Internet forum.

[boxinghead530]

35 and you're still a ******? damn no wonder you guys never get successful in life.

What do you men 'You guys'?