Tell her you have a small penis but you're willing to lick any part she has for hours.
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What should I message these Mexican hoes on Tinder I match with?
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Damn that’s a big b#tch...... look at her biceps bro .you ever mess around with her and she gets you in a headlock, you are going to sleep . Bro trust me do what I do . I carefully concocted a plan over the years that I have befriended the ugliest group of friends you can find that way when we go out I shine . When we double date I shine. Hopefully you have a really ugly friend that is always brave to go up to women and you go after him and save them. Another option is picking up females from alcohol anonymous sessions. They are usually depressed and if you offer them for a drink they should say no then you offer to take them to your house........ Don’t mention it, that’s what I’m here for. Peace
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Say you are learning spanish and french. Tell her "Ho-la" is spanish for hello, and "La-ho" is french for what she is.
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