How Many Keys Do You Have On Your Keychain?

[b Murphington]

I don't have that many keys. I got the car, 2 house keys, and a bottle opener.

I always thought having a lot of keys on the ring was a woman thing. Maybe I just think that cuz my moms key ring weighs about 5 pounds.

A lot of times, I'll take my house key off when I go running so I don't get locked out. I live in a condo so the front door locks automatically. I don't want to go running with extra **** in my pocket.

Later in the day if I go out again, I'll forget about putting the house key back on the ring and I'll get locked out. Then I'll have to break into my own home.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I don't have that many keys. I got the car, 2 house keys, and a bottle opener.

I always thought having a lot of keys on the ring was a woman thing. Maybe I just think that cuz my moms key ring weighs about 5 pounds.

A lot of times, I'll take my house key off when I go running so I don't get locked out. I live in a condo so the front door locks automatically. I don't want to go running with extra **** in my pocket.

Later in the day if I go out again, I'll forget about putting the house key back on the ring and I'll get locked out. Then I'll have to break into my own home.

I never pictured it as a woman thing, although you may have a point. I pictured a lot of keys being a security guard thing. That probably stems from a movie where the security guard twirls a huge chain over and over while walking the perimeter, playing it up Barney Fife-style.

[FinitoxDinamita]

Another reason why i dont overload my key chain is because it’s bad for your car ignition...

I aint no fkin janitor. I dont need to carry loads of keys. Im not a broad either.

I do have many keys but i keep them in the car. Only keys i keep on me are car , office, and home neatly stacked.

[Derranged]

The only key I have that matters is the key to Derranged 's mom's house.

Your tiny pi-pi would be able to pick the lock but it can't reach.

[b Murphington]

I never pictured it as a woman thing, although you may have a point. I pictured a lot of keys being a security guard thing. That probably stems from a movie where the security guard twirls a huge chain over and over while walking the perimeter, playing it up Barney Fife-style.

I'm a security guard. There is no shortage of keys around here. And yes. I have been called Barney Fife.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I'm a security guard. There is no shortage of keys around here. And yes. I have been called Barney Fife.

Excellent, man! I'm sure there are many keys. And hey, Barney Fife is the man. Five Emmys in a row, homey. Fife was the swinging meat on TV for years.