[LMAO!] silly things that most people think is true.

[Furn]

what are some commonly believed myths that just aren't true ?

Myth - A cop has to tell you he's a cop if you ask him.

Truth. A cop can lie to you as long as he doesn't cause you to commit a crime you wouldn't have never committed anyway.

Myth. (this may be just an Aussie one). You cant eat an hour before swimming as you will cramp up and maybe drown.

truth. Cramps are caused by low electrolytes and dehydration, there no evidence that a full stomach is related.

Myth. MSG is a toxin or poison.

Truth. MSG is monosodium-glutamate, the salt of sodium and one of the most abundant naturally occurring non-essential amino acids L-glutamate. Monosodium glutamate is found naturally in tomatoes, cheese and other foods.

What are some other ones ?

No politics please !

[WarHagler]

Myth your a big Gay if you like to touch you friends penis.

Truth it's only gay if the balls touch..

[Rockybigblower]

Myth: Size doesnt matter

Truth: Then why does my wife prefer having sex with my big ****ed neighbor?

[Elroy The Great]

myth - excessive masturbation makes you go blind

i have perfect vision

[Zaroku]

myth - excessive masturbation makes you go blind

i have perfect vision

I'm nearly blind from old age, not from jacking.

I'm steady pounding my one and only... Much to her chagrin.

It's 4 something in the morning, Jhonny and my girl are snoring and I'm hoping I don't bother them..

She's a solid woman and he's an evil lil bastard.

Peace brother, your enemies are mine..
Paul aka Zaroku

[Elroy The Great]

I'm nearly blind from old age, not from jacking.

I'm steady pounding my one and only... Much to her chagrin.

It's 4 something in the morning, Jhonny and my girl are snoring and I'm hoping I don't bother them..

She's a solid woman and he's an evil lil bastard.

Peace brother, your enemies are mine..
Paul aka Zaroku

you got that g sense, doe and a vicious and loyal friend in j who also a babe magnet.

[Zaroku]

Myth: all Jews are rich, smart, banking guru, small stature, big nose(that's true in my case) cowards ( not so). Religious( unfortunately not so)

Truth: I'm not from the rabbinical class.. I'm from the warrior class. I'd rather be from the rabbi click... And pull the strings of some puppet.

I'm the ****ing puppet

[Eff Pandas]

If you ignore problems they'll go away.

Depends on the problem obviously, but quite often it just makes the problem worse when you do or have to deal with it. Might as well face problems head on.

[Zaroku]

you got that g sense, doe and a vicious and loyal friend in j who also a babe magnet.

But he like expensive weed.. He wants to blaze beyond my budget..

[Elroy The Great]

But he like expensive weed.. He wants to blaze beyond my budget..

j is addicted to the finer things in life.