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  • [HOLY S**T!] NASA Discovers New Life


    Hours before their special news conference today, the cat is out of the bag: NASA has discovered a completely new life form that doesn't share the biological building blocks of anything currently living in planet Earth. This changes everything.

    At their conference today, NASA scientist Felisa Wolfe Simon will announce that they have found a bacteria whose DNA is completely alien to what we know today. Instead of using phosphorus, the bacteria uses arsenic. All life on Earth is made of six components: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur. Every being, from the smallest amoeba to the largest whale, share the same life stream. Our DNA blocks are all the same.

    But not this one. This one is completely different. Discovered in the poisonous Mono Lake, California, this bacteria is made of arsenic, something that was thought to be completely impossible. While she and other scientists theorized that this could be possible, this is the first discovery. The implications of this discovery are enormous to our understanding of life itself and the possibility of finding beings in other planets that don't have to be like planet Earth.

    No details have been disclosed about the origin or nature of this new life form. We will know more today at 2pm EST but, while this life hasn't been found in another planet, this discovery does indeed change everything we know about biology. I don't know about you but I've not been so excited about a bacteria since my STD tests came back clean. And that's without counting yesterday's announcement on the discovery of a massive number of red dwarf stars, which may harbor trillion of Earths.
    http://gizmodo.com/5704158/nasa-finds-new-life

  • #2
    bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

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    • #3
      Interesting, where will they hold the next annoucement? I want to learn moar about this thing.

      Will it be on tv?

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      • #4
        Dick Buffman.

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        • #5
          I hope none of you gays are even bothered by this.

          Life on Earth is still life on Earth. Most of you don't even know what arsenic is.

          Whether there is life else where, maybe there are bacteria. When we find it what are we going to do? It's still a freaking bacteria.

          Someone give me some bleach.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dick Gore View Post
            Dick Buffman.
            A fallen american hero.

            God bless that soul.

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            • #7
              Meh...it was found on earth...not really interesting

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              • #8
                Start growing ganja on there right now..
                Start this one off on the right track

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Gully Gad View Post
                  Start growing ganja on there right now..
                  Start this one off on the right track
                  I don't know if we want any arsenic in our herb G, the moon should totally be turned into one giant hydroponic grow-out tho.

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                  • #10
                    This is tremendously exciting and has profound ramifications for the forms that life could take. It makes the whole notion of life far more robust and the likelihood of us being alone even more remote.

                    Nasa haven't discovered it though. They are the main employer of astrobiologists however so they would be the people to go to for information on what this means for the search for extraterrestrial life.

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