If you get paid 1000 dollars every time you jerk off.

[Zaroku]

How many times can you realistically do it a day?

I can probably realistically do it 5 times a day but with top level **** material i can maybe stretch it to 7

I like the concept... but nobody is paying me to shoot old man kok dust..

I respect and appreciate this thread...ppl will pay mu old azz to not disgust them...

[EdWins]

do we get overtime for jerking on Saturday/Sundays?

[deformed tit]

If i could make 300g for 3 times a day
we're do I sign up.

My love muscle is up

[BLASTER1]

My love muscle is up

Show me the MONEY.

[Vegemil]

Honestly I thought I was up there with the pros but I don't even reach double digits on normal days.

[BuckToothed]

With that kind of money, i’d be outsourcing the manual work to some third world country ��

[Zaroku]

I can do like 6 I think.

My right arm would be massive... I’d have to go lefty... beat my old ugly meat... and jer all day eating sheets, ice cream, chicken teriyaki...

I’ll invent the accu jack...

Paying an idiot like me... cash money.. to jerk off... bad bad perfect storm

[Zaroku]

With that kind of money, i’d be outsourcing the manual work to some third world country ��

I’ll be in that third world country... India...

My old stinky lil divk has some kind of value there..

I don’t know why...

[Beercules]

My right arm would be massive... I’d have to go lefty... beat my old ugly meat... and jer all day eating sheets, ice cream, chicken teriyaki...

I’ll invent the accu jack...

Paying an idiot like me... cash money.. to jerk off... bad bad perfect storm

I broke my right wrist when I was 13 and in the prime of jerking off like 20 times a day.



I learned how to jerk off lefty that summer.

[Zaroku]

I broke my right wrist when I was 13 and in the prime of jerking off like 20 times a day.



I learned how to jerk off lefty that summer.

I love jerking left..lefty.. I became ambi jerk off dexterous..

I creep my wife out my jerking to her naked body..

She is like ya da... old stinky papa jerking off at my old age...

I think she loves it,.... but I don’t really think so...

I creep her out...