Water Lang

[TheWaterBoy]

This is the official water drinker's thread.

Come shoot the shiet while getting properly hydrated.

[Sane Man]

Can beat a big bottle of cold water with some squeezed lemon in that bitch.

[Lomasexual]

When I was a kid, people used to put effort into their alts.

Hell, people wouldn't even think about creating an alt unless they were really clever, witty, excellent and interesting creative types.

Now everyone thinks they can shit on a keyboard and be an 'alt'. Age of entitlement, folks. You aren't entitled to produce anything of worth, so don't assume that you are magically doing so just because you took those 'good effort' stickers too seriously at school.

[TheWaterBoy]

When I was a kid, people used to put effort into their alts.

Hell, people wouldn't even think about creating an alt unless they were really clever, witty, excellent and interesting creative types.

Now everyone thinks they can shit on a keyboard and be an 'alt'. Age of entitlement, folks. You aren't entitled to produce anything of worth, so don't assume that you are magically doing so just because you took those 'good effort' stickers too seriously at school.

Ironic, coming from an alt such as yourself

Or so I hear

Drink some water and enjoy the thread my man

[TheWaterBoy]

[Lomasexual]

Ironic, coming from an alt such as yourself

Or so I hear

Drink some water and enjoy the thread my man

Only a few idiots still cling to the idea that I might be an alt.

If I was an alt, I would be a terrible one. As a poster, I am fucking brilliant. But there is no reason at all to create someone like me as an alt.

It would be like painting a painting of a painting.

I have to insist that you step up the shtick to unprecedented heights - or to at least provide something smutty to laugh at. Like play up the 'waterboy'/'watersports'/'getting peed on for sexual pleasure' angle.

[Rip Chudd]

About to eat these tacos i just bought. Wash it all down with some H20!

[krazyn8tive]

About to eat these tacos i just bought. Wash it all down with some H20!

Take this guys (insert race) card away. How dare you sir?! How dare you? The only way to wash down tacos is with beer.

[TheWaterBoy]

Only a few idiots still cling to the idea that I might be an alt.

If I was an alt, I would be a terrible one. As a poster, I am fucking brilliant. But there is no reason at all to create someone like me as an alt.

It would be like painting a painting of a painting.

I have to insist that you step up the shtick to unprecedented heights - or to at least provide something smutty to laugh at. Like play up the 'waterboy'/'watersports'/'getting peed on for sexual pleasure' angle.

That sounds like you want me to try too hard. I've already got a lot of positive feedback on the shtick as is. No need to fix what isn't broken.

[Sane Man]

That sounds like you want me to try too hard. I've already got a lot of positive feedback on the shtick as is. No need to fix what isn't broken.

Ironic, coming from an alt such as yourself

Or so I hear

Drink some water and enjoy the thread my man

Okay stop breaking character. You have no idea what alts are. You don't care about positive feedback on your shtick. This isn't a shtick. This is real. You are TheWaterBoy. Stop ruining the magic.