[HOLY S**T!] Squirt's 100k Boxing Lounge Rap Battle

[Squirt]

for all the posters with sick flows come on in and i am giving 500k to the most illest rap flows that a poster here could deliver.

[Gorilla Dogs]

YO yo .... check mike check mike 1, 2.....



Hey hey my name is gorilla, last name dogs, i roll like a renegade you need clinic aide


I keep it real, im almost as cool as someone with the name trent steele


I lost 5 lbs then i realized it was just becuz i had a ****


but i never quit.


lost 90 bucks today,


i think you are GAY




Im just kidding


Just chill



I think i needa take a good pill



Fk this im outty



Got work tommorw

[sigrab jr]

I can't rap for ****, but i'll spit something for fun.


Yo it's sigrab jr and Squirt McGirt
Chillen in the lounge
While you other fags kicking dirt
I just turned on my air conditioner
When I shower I make sure I use hair conditioner
After I use shampoo
I'm gonna hit you with a bamboo
My boy sigrab holding down the Pinoy Lounge
At night in his bedroom, I hear weird sounds
Posters say that his wife is hot
But that's my step mom, ya'll gone get shot
I'm right handed, but I can fight southpaw
Like Norton did to Ali, im'a CrackYourJaw
Look, im'a spit it for free I don't want 500k
I got so much rhymes in my head I can go non-stop for a whole decade

[sigrab jr]

YO yo .... check mike check mike 1, 2.....



Hey hey my name is gorilla, last name dogs, i roll like a renegade you need clinic aide


I keep it real, im almost as cool as someone with the name trent steele


I lost 5 lbs then i realized it was just becuz i had a ****


but i never quit.


lost 90 bucks today,


i think you are GAY




Im just kidding


Just chill



I think i needa take a good pill



Fk this im outty



Got work tommorw

Lmfaoooo...That was funny son.

[sigrab jr]

I lied, i'm so nice I would have you searching in google to see if I copied and paste it from a real rapper. You won't find anything. I'm out of this...it's not fair.

[Squirt]

YO yo .... check mike check mike 1, 2.....
Hey hey my name is gorilla, last name dogs, i roll like a renegade you need clinic aide
I keep it real, im almost as cool as someone with the name trent steele
I lost 5 lbs then i realized it was just becuz i had a ****
but i never quit.
lost 90 bucks today,
i think you are GAY
Im just kidding
Just chill
I think i needa take a good pill
Fk this im outty
Got work tommorw

okay right when u started spittin "yo yo check mike check mike" i knew u was a ***get!

by the way it's not mike it's mic or is it really a mic or a dildo ***get?

talkin about u lost five pounds when u took a shiet yer a nerdy computer geek who's a 300lbs so it don't mean shiet!

i kid i kid but i gotta try to make that 500k yo.

your a gorilla and a dog what is that a ******ed ***** ****phobe.

you gorilla im godzilla i spit fire and eat ya

i hot like the dezzrt of nevada

i came in yer girl's face hope she didn't tell ya.

[sigrab]

I can't rap for ****, but i'll spit something for fun.


Yo it's sigrab jr and Squirt McGirt
Chillen in the lounge
While you other fags kicking dirt
I just turned on my air conditioner
When I shower I make sure I use hair conditioner
After I use shampoo
I'm gonna hit you with a bamboo
My boy sigrab holding down the Pinoy Lounge
At night in his bedroom, I hear weird sounds
Posters say that his wife is hot
But that's my step mom, ya'll gone get shot
I'm right handed, but I can fight southpaw
Like Norton did to Ali, im'a CrackYourJaw
Look, im'a spit it for free I don't want 500k
I got so much rhymes in my head I can go non-stop for a whole decade

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Your stepmom just told me to send you humongous points for this piece.

[sigrab jr]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Your stepmom just told me to send you humongous points for this piece.

she saw it???


Listen to what your wife tells you and send the points


I didn't think you were online though, lol I thought you weren't gonna see this like until a few days, I was going to link you to it.

[Gorilla Dogs]

okay right when u started spittin "yo yo check mike check mike" i knew u was a ***get!

by the way it's not mike it's mic or is it really a mic or a dildo ***get?

talkin about u lost five pounds when u took a shiet yer a nerdy computer geek who's a 300lbs so it don't mean shiet!

i kid i kid but i gotta try to make that 500k yo.

your a gorilla and a dog what is that a ******ed ***** ****phobe.

you gorilla im godzilla i spit fire and eat ya

i hot like the dezzrt of nevada

i came in yer girl's face hope she didn't tell ya.

dhude your trying to hard


or maybe your sister just got me hard


either way your just a clown


from sun set to sun down



thats why you always got a frown

and i got my arm around your sister wit a crown


I always call you son


Cuz you shine like one


But not like that ...


matt


So shut the fk up


Tommorow ima make you comb my ass hairs point up

[Gorilla Dogs]

Yo man i burnt ya so bad


you cant even get mad



all you can do is stand there and take it



just like you watch your sister take it


I dont even got any beef with you man


So im just gonna chill man



NO need to spread that negative vibe


Life is short just have a fun ride



So im gonna leave this with a good night


Just dont forget to wipe your ass tonite



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