How does this make sense?

[-jose-]

Hellz yea I do. I am as straight as they come

the pink Corvette?

[ИATAS]

I thought GI Joes were a method to get kids patriotic and join the army.

When I was like 5 years old I was ALL about the army, wearing my army fatigues and **** lmao.

But then I started loving all the bad guys. Destro, Cobra Commander. I hated the GI Joes.

[Prince Mongo]

So how exactly does allowing little boys to play with male "action figures" keep them str8 and get them interested in girls later in life?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7tXpBrpecA