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  • #21
    Originally posted by RedZmaja View Post
    The only way you can beat a bear is by punching him hard in the nose and hope that the animal will get so scared from the pain that it will walk away confused. It actually happened at least once, I read in the newspaper, some man punched a bear and the animal panicked and ran away. But you have to hit the bear at the right spot. Bears are very sensitive if you hit them in the nose.

    Prime Wladimir Klitschko would be the best to do it if he could hit the bear with his signature 1-2 combo flush down the middle before the bear would put his hands on him. He had the power, reach and the accuracy.

    If you try to wrestle the bear you're ****ed. There's no way a man could do anything to a bear this way. The best plan is to land something big from range.
    Would the bear let him hold him for 10 rounds before that 1-2 though?

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    • #22
      If it is an average size bear the human race is doomed.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by RedZmaja View Post
        The only way you can beat a bear is by punching him hard in the nose and hope that the animal will get so scared from the pain that it will walk away confused. It actually happened at least once, I read in the newspaper, some man punched a bear and the animal panicked and ran away. But you have to hit the bear at the right spot. Bears are very sensitive if you hit them in the nose.

        Prime Wladimir Klitschko would be the best to do it if he could hit the bear with his signature 1-2 combo flush down the middle before the bear would put his hands on him. He had the power, reach and the accuracy.

        If you try to wrestle the bear you're ****ed. There's no way a man could do anything to a bear this way. The best plan is to land something big from range.
        Picks Wlad Klitschko and then says if you try to wrestle the bear you are ****ed. Have you seen Klitschko fight at all? 180 clinches in the Povetkin fight, one hundred and fucking eighty........

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        • #24
          Originally posted by denium View Post
          Tyson Fury would wrestle it, strangle it and then eat it.

          The Furious One, the saviour of mankind.


          Posted from Boxingscene.com App for Android
          He'd better wait till after the post fight PED tests before eating it, or he might piss bear hormones then UKAD would DQ the result and doom mankind to extinction.

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          • #25
            If it's bear then Khabib from UFC should do the job, not boxers

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            • #26
              none, we would be fu cked.

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              • #27
                Originally posted by LacedUp View Post
                First of all, what kind of bear?

                Assuming you mean a serious carnivore like a Grizzly or a Polar bear, it wouldn't matter who you picked as the bear would toss any human being around like a ragdoll and kill them stone dead with absolutely zero problems at all.
                No human being could kill a grizzly or a polar bear with their bare hands. Those things are enormous, with massive, thick bones covered in dense fur and layers of fat and muscle. They would be impervious to anything a human being could do to them, except possibly eye-gouging, but even that wouldn't actually kill them.

                If I was going to pick a boxer to defeat - but not kill - a grizzly bear I would go with Loma. He might be able to dance, spin, pivot and shift around it for long enough for the bear to quit out of sheer frustration at not being able to get hold of him.
                Last edited by kafkod; 12-14-2017, 10:04 AM.

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                • #28
                  Sharif Bogere, probably has a ton of wildlife on his resume already

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                  • #29
                    Funny how people pick the smallest human on the list. Personally I went with a prime Ike Ibeabuchi.

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by kafkod View Post
                      No human being could kill a grizzly or a polar bear with their bare hands. Those things are enormous, with massive, thick bones covered in dense fur and layers of fat and muscle. They would be impervious to anything a human being could do to them, except possibly eye-gouging, but even that wouldn't actually kill them.
                      Get the fugg out of here??? Carl Froch (pre-nose job) would smash a grizzly bear to smithereens.

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