Never seen this fight before. Well, I say "fight".
Fuck me. When I hear a fight is "controversial", I expect the controversy to be the choice between the two fighters... not a choice between whether I want to fall into a coma or cut my own dick off out of boredom.
It's okay for Ruiz to go "I thought I won that", but the daft cunt didn't even take his bra off until the last three rounds. He was trudging around with those slow feet of his like Carl Froch in a bear trap wading through treacle.
Parker did his "jab and move", and it went his way for me. Here's how I scored the cunt, on my official score card:
1: Parker
2: Ruiz
3: Parker
4: Parker
5: Parker (all of the first 9 rounds were pretty close IMO, but this was the closest)
6: Parker
7: Parker
8: Ruiz
9: Parker
10: Ruiz
11: Ruiz
12: Ruiz
So 115-113 Parker for me.
Ruiz has fast hands but SLOW feet. I just think, if you're gonna go on camera and say "I won that heavyweight championship of the world, yer cunts", then throw some punches FFS.
I'm not saying Parker was exactly breaking the compubox records either, but at least he was doing SOMETHING. For a lot of the early to mid rounds Ruiz was trudging around frustrated like someone had told him McDonald's were closing early.
Shit fight that was, why did I bother? Make "controversy" and "robberies" about fight that can at least keep you AWAKE.
Fuck me. When I hear a fight is "controversial", I expect the controversy to be the choice between the two fighters... not a choice between whether I want to fall into a coma or cut my own dick off out of boredom.
It's okay for Ruiz to go "I thought I won that", but the daft cunt didn't even take his bra off until the last three rounds. He was trudging around with those slow feet of his like Carl Froch in a bear trap wading through treacle.
Parker did his "jab and move", and it went his way for me. Here's how I scored the cunt, on my official score card:
1: Parker
2: Ruiz
3: Parker
4: Parker
5: Parker (all of the first 9 rounds were pretty close IMO, but this was the closest)
6: Parker
7: Parker
8: Ruiz
9: Parker
10: Ruiz
11: Ruiz
12: Ruiz
So 115-113 Parker for me.
Ruiz has fast hands but SLOW feet. I just think, if you're gonna go on camera and say "I won that heavyweight championship of the world, yer cunts", then throw some punches FFS.
I'm not saying Parker was exactly breaking the compubox records either, but at least he was doing SOMETHING. For a lot of the early to mid rounds Ruiz was trudging around frustrated like someone had told him McDonald's were closing early.
Shit fight that was, why did I bother? Make "controversy" and "robberies" about fight that can at least keep you AWAKE.
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