Karl-Anthony Towns (Timberwolves) A skinnier Demarcus Cousins without mental illness.
D'angelo Russell (Lakers) Bigger, more athletic Chris Paul.
Jahlil Okafor (Sixers) Less skilled Al Jefferson with worse defense.
Kristaps Porsiis (Knicks) Taller, skinnier Darko Milicic with less talent.
Mario Hezonja (Magic) A Slavic J.R. Smith.
Willie Cauley-Stein (Kings) Javale McGee with a brain.
Emmanuel Mudiay (Nuggets) Javaris Crittenton out on bail.
Frank Kaminsky (Hornets) Tall 25 yr. old white dude at the YMCA who looks good playing against 16 yr. olds.
Anthony Brown (Lakers) Athletic Bruce Bowen with better spot up shooting.
D'angelo Russell (Lakers) Bigger, more athletic Chris Paul.
Jahlil Okafor (Sixers) Less skilled Al Jefferson with worse defense.
Kristaps Porsiis (Knicks) Taller, skinnier Darko Milicic with less talent.
Mario Hezonja (Magic) A Slavic J.R. Smith.
Willie Cauley-Stein (Kings) Javale McGee with a brain.
Emmanuel Mudiay (Nuggets) Javaris Crittenton out on bail.
Frank Kaminsky (Hornets) Tall 25 yr. old white dude at the YMCA who looks good playing against 16 yr. olds.
Anthony Brown (Lakers) Athletic Bruce Bowen with better spot up shooting.
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