Drunk Lang

[Derranged]

Mentally I'm already on next year, that's some 20/20 clear vision

You sayin' let you finish, I ain't tryna hear it

I'm all for spiritual liftin', but I don't fly Spirit

I'm all for findin' happiness, but down to die serious

All smiles, Kevin Durant trials
Had to blow it on the court, I must have blew a milli'

I'm walkin' on all charges, that's my new Achilles

Find yourself cuckquean.

[Derranged]

Resorted to this nonsense.

[Derranged]

Drunk alone and depressed.

The Mask was such a crap movie. On the other hand, that was the last time Cameron Diaz was really hot.

[Derranged]

You're a thief and a sodomite, Jeff. I hope you rot.

jack_the_rippuh

[BrotherDudeJack]

Have you ever puked on public transportation then told the cops you were roofied by a fat chick in an attempt to avoid getting arrested for public drunkenness?

I don't use public transportation. But I have puked out of my truck's passenger window on some guys head that was sitting at a stoplight in a miata with the top down. 👍

[Derranged]

I don't use public transportation. But I have puked out of my truck's passenger window on some guys head that was sitting at a stoplight in a miata with the top down. 👍

Green karma.

[Pretty Boy32]

Dear diary,

Today TS was a phaggot

[Beercules]

One bad *****, and she do what I say so

Two big .40s and a big ass draco

Three more millions when you ask how my day go

Poured up a 4, now that's blueberry faygo

One false move, and we straight to shooting ****

Two small bands, take you out real quick

[Beercules]

Dear diary,

Today TS was a phaggot

uh oh

[Beercules]

Resorted to this nonsense.

Those are good


I like Miller