[REAL TALK] Having A Chick On THe Side

[Straight Up]

i really can't put my head around it. i don't go searchin for her on a regular basis but when it's the weekend it's like there's this spider sense tingling on my wiener. it goes da-dum-dadum-dadum. just like that.

anyway she sucks so good that i don't feel my legs once i put my dick in her mouth. she's a squirter which is my fetish aaaaannnnndddd she allows **** and she even squirts while i bang her ****.

tonight i am going out with the one i am in a relationship with but my mind be going somewhere else. had to block the side piece in my contacts for she will be sending the nudes just to tease cuz she know it's the weekend.

im such a bad person.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

just buy a textme number and delete the app when you with your girl and then when you can look at it reinstall the app when you got time for the BS.

amateurs.

[Teetotaler]

just buy a textme number and delete the app when you with your girl and then when you can look at it reinstall the app when you got time for the BS.

amateurs.

Lmfao your like that advice hotline today bruh

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

Lmfao your like that advice hotline today bruh

lol Too much coffee.

[PensionKiller]

Use ****ing Snapchat and turn notifications off

[_original_]

Really gotta say it keeps sex more interesting and the overall relationship with the real girl better. Just don't get caught slipping, don't get caught up with a crazy one who will blow up your spot all of a sudden and contact your real girl. Had that happen to me too many times lol.

[P.K Dionysus]

...I really hope you get caught.

For no reason other than my personal amusement. Watching adulterers get caught is one of my secret joys. I used to watch Cheaters every damn week, just to watch some fat chick go nuts and beat the **** outta her cheating partner.

Please get caught, bro. In a public place, so it gets caught on camera and posted on Twitter or some ****.

[Willy Wanker]

...I really hope you get caught.

For no reason other than my personal amusement. Watching adulterers get caught is one of my secret joys. I used to watch Cheaters every damn week, just to watch some fat chick go nuts and beat the **** outta her cheating partner.

Please get caught, bro. In a public place, so it gets caught on camera and posted on Twitter or some ****.

You ever see the Cheaters episode where this guy got knocked out cold by the dude his girlfriend was banging?
That had to be the worst day of his life.

Or the time the host got stabbed on a boat, some people thought it was fake, but it was confirmed to be real. The show was a guilty pleasure of mine.

I'm not a fan of adulterers either. It would be funnier if he got caught with a dude on the side instead.

[P.K Dionysus]

You ever see the Cheaters episode where this guy got knocked out cold by the dude his girlfriend was banging?
That had to be the worst day of his life.

Or the time the host got stabbed on a boat, some people thought it was fake, but it was confirmed to be real. The show was a guilty pleasure of mine.

I'm not a fan of adulterers either. It would be funnier if he got caught with a dude on the side instead.

@ bold.

I need to get the Cheaters box set, dude.

All them shows from the 90's and late 2000's, like Steve Wilkos, Cheaters, etc.

Those shows were the ****ing ****!

Old series as well. Did you ever catch Nightman? Did ya?!

[GhostofDempsey]

You can't ride two horses with one ass. At least not indefinitely. At some point one of these side-pieces will want more than just the occasional hook-up. Things will get complicated. Especially if you knock one up or catch something from one of them. Or maybe they decide to mark their territory and send you home with hickey on your neck or scratches on your back.