Georges went to this local barbershop in Brooklyn. He arrived there early so that he would be beat the crowd and get his haircut within 45 minutes to an hour. He got there and got in the line and thought he'd be next. So as it looked like it was his turn, one of the Puerto rican homeys who came in after him took his spot. Georges being the quite and passive beta male that he is, let the guy go ahead of him. Maybe it was just a mix up - no big deal, I'll be up next.
After the puerto rican guy got finished, another guy jumped in front of him. At this point, Georges is like - what the ****? But, he keeps his mouth shut, he knows he'll be next. Or will he?
So the second guy who cut in front of him gets finished and along comes another puerto rican guy who, apparently, doesn't see Georges. This puerto rican guy may have actually been -jose-. It makes sense. Jose sees some skinny looking Jewish guy, and he has to get his deliveries done, so he cuts in front of him.
Fast forward 3 hours later. Georges has been cut at least half a dozen times and the ****in' coward never spoke up. Finally, one of the barbers sees that Georges has been waiting for hours and hours, and kinda feels bad so he takes Georges next.
By the time the barber finishes cutting Georges hair, 4 hours have passed by. It took Georges four ****in' hours to get a hair cut because he was too much of coward to speak up. Yes, he is ****in' sissy..
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