[LMAO!] Trans -Age

[D4thincarnation]

[Eff Pandas]

I'm actually Pro-TransAge. I've been denying my age my whole life. When I was coming up I was older. Now when I'm older I'm younger. I never thought to change my BC doe. Lets do this.

[48cantCstraight]

I identify as a 70 year old. I demand social security checks and sponge baths from 20 year old nurses.

[DoubleLeftH00k]

Another way for creeps to creep on our youngs

[BrometheusBob.]

A Dutch man, who is 69, is suing Tinder for not being able to say he is 20

Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to shift his birthday from 11 March 1949 to 11 March 1969,

Oof, and he can't do basic math either.

Looks like numbers are just not his thing in general.

[TJ highway]

[KEY LOW]

Can I be trans-cock?

I want everyone to consider me as having a 9 incher.

[Eddy Current]

Another way for creeps to creep on our youngs

Or for kids to buy beer!!

[GrandmasterWang]

Hahaha, how have I never seen that before.

Pedos no doubt support this movement

[Eddy Current]

An astronaut who has spent significant time in space would actually have a legitimate claim for this. Due to special relativity, someone who spends several months in orbit around Earth would age slower than they would on Earth. It would be so insignificant for the space travels any astronaut has done up to now though, that unless shaving two minutes off of their age could somehow help them, there would be no reason to try and get their age legally changed.

But if an astronaut someday goes on a deep space mission, there could be some strange legal stuff going on with their age. In that case, time dilation could account for on the order of years difference in their age.