Have you ever punched yourself in the head?

[The_Bull]

**** hurts like a mofo.

[Agdistis]

Ever tried to lick the head of your own penis, but never quite making it and then becoming so frustrated that you eventually punch yourself in the head?

[The_Bull]

Naw, I just got so frustrated that I bust a nut on my face.

[Agdistis]

Naw, I just got so frustrated that I bust a nut on my face.

Did it feel like a punch?

[The_Bull]

Naw it felt warm and sticky. I was kinda grossed out.

[Agdistis]

Naw it felt warm and sticky. I was kinda grossed out.

That's exactly what a lot of Joe Louis' victims said.

[MindBat]

Can't get enough leverage to punch oneself in the head hard enough, which is why God invented other people to do it for us. Hence boxing.