Uk is the size of Oregon. Over ten times as many people

[-jose-]

hello, we invented basketball. we suck at it but we invented it.

take credit for one of our inventions again and you can expect Canadian troops crossing your border to get your ass, imminently.

it was invented by a Canadian but it was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts USA...

[T.Horton]

it was invented by a Canadian but it was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts USA...

James Naismith played basketball here first.

back off me man!


--you're right.

[BooHoo]

it was invented by a Canadian but it was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts USA...

Yes but inventions are credited to the nationality of the inventor, not where it was made. So it is a Canadian invention.

[Canelo Phresh]

easy there jonesy, i know the "ugly" business that you lads get upto over the border, involving the native wildlife

So you have hillbillies?

[BooHoo]

So you have hillbillies?

Well, it happens to be a Nation called Wales some say. Not me though, but some have hard evidence on it.

Apparently a Welshman with over 5 sheep is called a Pimp over there.

Sheep shagging was first practised in 1563 as a competition to see how many sheep could be brought to orgasm in 5 minutes. The game was very popular in small welsh towns and was commonly played at local town fêtes and wedding receptions. It was not long before the idea moved from just a game into one of the most popular welsh pastimes

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sheep_shagging

[Terrel]

Wales, the land of crack, steroids and sheep shaggers.

[Exocet]

Just like we invented basketball, baseball and American football to prove our superiority in sports, England plays soccer to pretend they're still relevant in sports.

You proved your superiority in sports by inventing games that no-one else in the world plays or cares about?

[-jose-]

Yes but inventions are credited to the nationality of the inventor, not where it was made. So it is a Canadian invention.

ok ok no problem... go Raptors!

[BooHoo]

ok ok no problem... go raptors!

canada foreva

[fight_professor]

UK is awesome. Big cities are crowded but the towns are open and easy to live in.