Anyone else disgusted by that McDonalds commercial?

[Derranged]

Fast Food is ****. How anyone could eat that crap on a regular basis is beyone me..

**waits for some random insult from TURKOGLU**

[TURKOGLU]

Fast Food is ****. How anyone could eat that crap on a regular basis is beyone me..

**waits for some random insult from TURKOGLU**

I bet you behave like a sodomy-loving **** in public.

...Always trying to fuсk **** up.

[Derranged]

I bet you behave like a sodomy-loving **** in public.

...Always trying to fuсk **** up.

Im actually a mild mannered person by day and a raging alcoholic who solves mysteries by night.

[Rodney Trotter]

It didn't happen.

[TURKOGLU]

Im actually a mild mannered person by day and a raging alcoholic who solves mysteries by night.

That fuсker from Reservoir Dogs has a show coming on about lying.
It'll be on Fox.

...Fuсker looks to have aged a thousand years.

[TURKOGLU]

What mysteries have you solved and what mysteries haven't you solved?

Maybe you and I are looking for the same things.

[Derranged]

That fuсker from Reservoir Dogs has a show coming on about lying.
It'll be on Fox.

...Fuсker looks to have aged a thousand years.

You calling me a liar?

Not good, homeboy.

[TURKOGLU]

Vitya's just looking for love and understanding.

[TURKOGLU]

You calling me a liar?

Not good, homeboy.

Ever slept in a warm bed next to someone so cold?

[TURKOGLU]

What mysteries have you solved and what mysteries haven't you solved?

Maybe you and I are looking for the same things.

Answer me, you chocolate fuсk.
I need some closure.