Some black kid tried to stab me tonight

[Willy Wanker]

On a serious note, Pretty Boy 32 probably **** his pants.

That's the first black person he's ever seen in real life. He easily gave up his keys and wallet then bent over to spread his ass cheeks willingly.

[Pretty Boy32]

I think he expected because I am white I would hand over willingly,
Little did he know I'm smarter, quicker and slicker then him.

My keys are covered in blood. I won't be cleaning them.

[MDPopescu]

I think he expected because I am white I would hand over willingly,
Little did he know I'm smarter, quicker and slicker then him.

My keys are covered in blood. I won't be cleaning them.

Then it's simple: file a report to the police and ask for a DNA test of that blood...

[Willy Wanker]

Then it's simple: file a report to the police and ask for a DNA test of that blood...

I'm pretty sure the black kid already left his DNA in Pretty Boy's anus. And he doesn't wash his ass anyways, so that won't be a problem.

[2ofEverything]

Then it's simple: file a report to the police and ask for a DNA test of that blood...

Lol the day the police do a DNA test on a bit of blood on some keys I'll know the end is nearing

Now when you say he was black do you mean he was potentially of African/Caribbean ethnicity or red hair white boy?

[PACnPBFsuck]

Did you mean a black sheep?

[Left Hook Tua]

Then it's simple: file a report to the police and ask for a DNA test of that blood...

they are not gonna do a dna test for some minor attempted gay bashing.

[Left Hook Tua]

are you sure he is black?

like how did he asked for your wallet?

did he say "eyo dog gimme dem modaphucken keys and wallet"

was there a "yo" in his sentences?

was he wearing baggy clothes?

that queer is in ireland.

it was probably a middle aged african tourist asking for directions.

guy went to ask for directions, prettygay panicked at the sight of the 1st black man he's seen outside of hip hop videos.

fool ran away blowing his rape whistle on his keychain.

probably scratched his own face with his keys blowing his rape whistle.

[Rudyo]

He probably pictured what Connor McGregor would do, but instead did the whitest most girly thing ever, KEY ATTACK!!!

not only that but it didn't really happen, so he made up that he did the wimpiest **** ever. Good job PB!

[mike1010011]

Are you sure he wasn't Asian?