This mother****er

[Redd Foxx]

Not sure, but he might have stepped into federal crime territory because he placed a stolen item in your mailbox.

[BLASTER1]

What a wierdo your neighbour must be.
Did he do it as a joke?

[BoxingFan85]

I'm not a theief!! Why the hell would I steal a pink iPhone

Is you fruity, beer?

[johnbook]

Are you saying you might steal a non-pink iphone?

[Rip Chudd]

I'm not a theief!! Why the hell would I steal a pink iPhone

I don't know bro, it is the color of choice amongst a lot of betas nowadays

[Bardamu]

I'm not a theief!! Why the hell would I steal a pink iPhone

Because you wanted an iPhone. Then you stole a pink one, so if/when you got caught, you would be like "Why would I steal a pink iPhone?!?"

However, the better question is, why the hell would your neighbor want to steal someone's pink iPhone and then put it in your mailbox? You need to work on your excuses. Your story just doesn't hold up.

[Bardamu]

Not sure, but he might have stepped into federal crime territory because he placed a stolen item in your mailbox.

It would depend on if mail was in the mailbox at the time. If the mailbox was empty, it wouldn't be a federal crime. If there was mail in the mailbox when object was placed there, then that is a federal crime.

But none of that matters because nothing like that happened. Beercules stole a pink iPhone and is trying to blame it on his neighbor. Think about it for a second; why would anyone steal someone's pink iPhone and then put it in their neighbor's mailbox?!?

[Beercules]

Not sure, but he might have stepped into federal crime territory because he placed a stolen item in your mailbox.

Yeah? I'm a snitch too.


Scully and Mulder are going to show up at his house.

[Szef]

Are you saying you might steal a non-pink iphone?

[Beercules]

Are you saying you might steal a non-pink iphone?

Lmao.


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