Larry promoting eating someone’s poop is good for your health

[Citizen Koba]

You need quite a bit of it apparently, like more than one poop.

Not sure about that, I think all you need is enough to establish a stable bacterial colony which in theory ain't much at all - those lil fuckers will multiply in no time at all in a good environment (which is kinda the point), though I guess you might have to repeat if it didn't take for some reason.

Ms Koba was banging on about it a few weeks back (she's an alternative therapist), about how what you really need to improve your microbiome is like, shit from some source that ain't ever been exposed to antibiotics or processed foods or stuff, like from some Amazonian tribe or something... apparently that shit's like gold dust to the real hardcore alternative health folk.

This, of course, lead me to pondering just how easy it would be to spot fake Amazonian crap and whether lil Koba's would pass muster (after all them nappies just go in the bin anyway), and more importantly, just how much people would be willing to pay for that shit.