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This weekend, I read Dustin "Screech" Diamond's entire autobiography, "Behind the Bell". And I might be the only person who's ever done that.
Literally, the only person. I'm fairly sure no editor actually read it cover-to-cover; on page four we get the sentence "**** fame. Allow me to tear down your allusions"... and that sets off a book just riddled with spelling errors, punctuation errors, repeated references to craft services as Kraft services and weird line breaks. On two separate occasions, entire paragraphs are actually repeated.
But you're not reading this for me to call out Dustin Diamond's copy editor. Nor was I reading his book to look for such errors. (I just notice them because I'm a precocious-in-a-bad-way son of an English teacher.) No... we all want to know the unbelievable "Saved by the Bell" sex scandals that he witnessed first hand. (Or, as he disclaims in the prologue, some of them are "things [he] heard from reliable sources.)
Dustin Diamond has a large penis and has used it to have sex with more than 2,000 women, most of whom he picked up at Disneyland
Mario Lopez raped a girl, and NBC paid her hush money.
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen cheated on the actor who played Johnny Dakota simultaneously with Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
Elizabeth Berkley also did both Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar... but only once Tiffani-Amber Thiessen was done.
Lark Voorhies then did them as sloppy thirds
When Lark Voorhies was engaged to Martin Lawrence, he abused her (at a minimum verbally).
Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC's VP of children's programming, Linda Mancuso
Mark-Paul Gosselaar confessed to the cast that he took steroids before "Saved by the Bell: The College Years".
Ed "Max" Alonzo used to get gay with Neil Patrick Harris while they talked about magic.
Executive producer Peter Engel used to have bisexual threesomes with Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar in his office
http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_S..._Autobiography
Screech is throwing everyone under the bus,
I wonder if any of it is even true
Literally, the only person. I'm fairly sure no editor actually read it cover-to-cover; on page four we get the sentence "**** fame. Allow me to tear down your allusions"... and that sets off a book just riddled with spelling errors, punctuation errors, repeated references to craft services as Kraft services and weird line breaks. On two separate occasions, entire paragraphs are actually repeated.
But you're not reading this for me to call out Dustin Diamond's copy editor. Nor was I reading his book to look for such errors. (I just notice them because I'm a precocious-in-a-bad-way son of an English teacher.) No... we all want to know the unbelievable "Saved by the Bell" sex scandals that he witnessed first hand. (Or, as he disclaims in the prologue, some of them are "things [he] heard from reliable sources.)
Dustin Diamond has a large penis and has used it to have sex with more than 2,000 women, most of whom he picked up at Disneyland
Mario Lopez raped a girl, and NBC paid her hush money.
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen cheated on the actor who played Johnny Dakota simultaneously with Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
Elizabeth Berkley also did both Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar... but only once Tiffani-Amber Thiessen was done.
Lark Voorhies then did them as sloppy thirds
When Lark Voorhies was engaged to Martin Lawrence, he abused her (at a minimum verbally).
Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC's VP of children's programming, Linda Mancuso
Mark-Paul Gosselaar confessed to the cast that he took steroids before "Saved by the Bell: The College Years".
Ed "Max" Alonzo used to get gay with Neil Patrick Harris while they talked about magic.
Executive producer Peter Engel used to have bisexual threesomes with Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar in his office
http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_S..._Autobiography
Screech is throwing everyone under the bus,
I wonder if any of it is even true
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