The bloke down the street is trying to pick a fight with me.

[Zaroku]

How's about the good ol' Glasgow howler.

That's where you take a rat dog, put a dog horn collar on it, and use it like a urinal. Dogs love it, owners, not so much.

Thank God you realize Jhonny is a champion Chihuahua with all his Kennel Club papers.. They Kennel Clud did a DNA test to certify Jhonny is the son of a grand champion.

I get it.. I see mongrels wearing those urinal cones.. Waiting to be pizzed on.

[Funt-Cucker]

Thank God you realize Jhonny is a champion Chihuahua with all his Kennel Club papers.. They Kennel Clud did a DNA test to certify Jhonny is the son of a grand champion.

I get it.. I see mongrels wearing those urinal cones.. Waiting to be pizzed on.

The fun part is when you sit on the cone for a crap, the dog tries nipping at your butt but can't reach cause the cone is too big. They catch every terd though...


Lovely dog you got there mate.

[Zaroku]

The fun part is when you sit on the cone for a crap, the dog tries nipping at your butt but can't reach cause the cone is too big. They catch every terd though...


Lovely dog you got there mate.

Thanks.. But I caution you to be careful..., don't be on his **** list!