[HOLY S**T!] I just shot a guy in the foot.

[Trigger unhappy]

Me and some friends were playing cards in a basement and I asked the bartender named Taranchula to get me a drink. When Taranchula came to the table he brought everyone a drink but me. I asked where's my drink? He said he thought I said the he was alright Taranchula. We argued for a few minutes and finally he told me to Go f-ck myself! I pulled out my pistol and shot him in the foot. You dont fck with Trigg happy!

[ßringer]

I thought you said "you're alright, Spider."

[Money_May]

Me and some friends were playing cards in a basement and I asked the bartender named Taranchula to get me a drink. When Taranchula came to the table he brought everyone a drink but me. I asked where's my drink? He said he thought I said the he was alright Taranchula. We argued for a few minutes and finally he told me to Go f-ck myself! I pulled out my pistol and shot him in the foot. You dont fck with Trigg happy!

Ok I'm confused I know you got a foot fetish so when you say you pulled your pistol do you mean an actual pistol or your 2inch lil friend?

[Danny Gunz]

Why dont you go fuck youself.... Tommy

[Trigger unhappy]

Lol, you guys caught in fast.

[Miburo]

Bull**** Trig, we all know you'd never let a good foot go to waste you sick ****.

[T.Horton]

"nah ya not alright spidah, u gotta lotta fluckin' problems"

[Hous]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a ganster. To me, being a gangster was better than being president of the united states.

You stupid bastard, you gonna dig the hole.

[ßringer]

The best part about the Spider scenes lies in the second run-in with Pesci. Some classic exchanges in that scene.

"You gonna let him get away wit' dat? What's the world coming to!?" *laughter*

*Six Gunshots*

"That's what the ****in' world's coming to. How'dya like that? How's that, alright?"

Then afterwards...

*Checks corpse*

"He's dead...."

"Of course he's dead, I'm a good shot, what'dya want from me?"

"You're gonna dig the ****in' thing up. You're gonna dig the hole, you're gonna do it."

"Who the **** cares? I'll dig the ****in' hole, I don't give a ****....What'dya think this is the first hole I've dug?"

[T.Horton]

The best part about the Spider scenes lies in the second run-in with Pesci. Some classic exchanges in that scene.

"You gonna let him get away wit' dat? What's the world coming to!?" *laughter*

*Six Gunshots*

"That's what the ****in' world's coming to. How'dya like that? How's that, alright?"

Then afterwards...

*Checks corpse*

"He's dead...."

"Of course he's dead, I'm a good shot, what'dya want from me?"

"You're gonna dig the ****in' thing up. You're gonna dig the hole, you're gonna do it."

"Who the **** cares? I'll dig the ****in' hole, I don't give a ****....What'dya think this is the first hole I've dug?"

my favourite dialogue of the whole movie.