Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

How many stereotypical ethnic phrases did I fit in there?

The lot of you lads can be free to count.

[Drunken Cat]

You are a proper dick, Rudyo, for being a **** and giving me red k.

Now I need 5 right proper lads to give me green k.

Since Rudyo decided to be a dick and give me red.

How am I suppose to admire my beautiful green k, with a red k in there?

[Rudyo]

You are a proper dick, Rudyo, for being a **** and giving me red k.

Now I need 5 right proper lads to give me green k.

Since Rudyo decided to be a dick and give me red.

How am I suppose to admire my beautiful green k, with a red k in there?

I had to do it, the crow told me. AND you gave me the option lololol

[Rudyo]

My green K game is beyond my post count, btw.

[BostonGuy]

I can never separate fact from fiction in Virgil's posts. Truth is: I'm not sure Virgil even knows fact from fiction in his life. Virgil is like Kevin Spacey's character in The Usual Suspects; he's sitting in a room looking around and making stuff off the cuff. You don't know if he's spinning a tale or telling the truth - it's amusing nonetheless doe...

It is all fact, unless I say otherwise (like the bit about having my dick in a whore as I was posting).

Life is a bit different on this side of the pond. Especially for a half-crazy gaijin.

You're man of many faces, Virg - I'll give ya that. I like the time when you were freighthopping from train to train 'cross this great nation. You're a Jack Kerouac kind 'o guy

Oh, that was pure fiction. I did know a homeless guy in my town, who claimed he was from Germany, and was probably a felon on the run, who was hopping freights.

I just made up a tail around that for the most part.

Mark Twain style. His writing was like that, based on his life and the lives of people he knew. He said Tom Sawyer (the character) was a combination of himself and a couple other people.

Check. Mate.

[Drunken Cat]

Check. Mate.

That was an actual story that I wrote. I usually post about real ****.

[Drunken Cat]

I need more green k, you faggot ass faggots.

Especially because now that faggot Rudyo set me back further.

I bet some faggot like Boston Gay is gonna go red k this post now.

[Drunken Cat]

I'm drinking whiskey again.

I am missing my girl, and she is waiting for me.

Imma tell you, when it comes to women, whiskey is hard to beat,

Awight, Imma get my ass out there pretty soon.

[Drunken Cat]

I think I might be telling her that Imma go away for a while.

And that is pretty ****ing hard.

[Drunken Cat]

Imma cheer up in about a minute. Right?