If Boxingscene Was An Office....

[Sweet Pea 50]

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

Im the guy who fucked almost every female in that office on the low, who just their for legal reasons outside of my control, I tell people stories knowing most dont believe me but IDGAF they on my time im not on theirs, they chit chat behind my back like some hoes but it only serves to boost my image to the females cause females love the dude other men are afraid of and hate on, its my program, I disrespect everyone except a few cool people I aint worried about these nerds they aint bout no action, I wave at theirs wives waiting in the car on my way out they get all excited and happy and give me that "please make it better look" while half sitting pathetically in a honda civic looking on desperately as I pull out in Jaguar XJL.


Mega be that boss always trying to rope you in to go party with him, ease dropping on your convo to inject himself not as a boss but as a "friend" which he isnt but hes good people so you dont try to hurt his feelings or disrespect him you maneuver him with ease and finesse.

[Rudyo]

I'd be doing blow in the bathroom really conspicuously.

[*TonyMontana*]

I'd be doing blow in the bathroom really conspicuously.

In my office we have a Lobby specifically for that purpose

[RINGG]

I would call in sick.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

im that guy whos always suing someone for sexual harassment.

While secretly longing for sexual harassment...

[Tony Trick-Pony]

[Tony Trick-Pony]

This is me, Elroy The Great and Willy Wanker I'm the skinny guy in glasses and I JUST CAN'T STOP HITTING THAT FAX MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beercules]

I'm showing up looking like death and stinking of vodka.


I'm also the guy who hides.

I would actually have like 4 pictures of my cat 🐈🐱😸😻

[Elroy The Great]

While secretly longing for sexual harassment...

begging for it. wearing my all too snug poom poom shorts