Nowadays he's all wrinkly and has aged badly like all white men, but back in the day he was a real slice of pineapple pie. I'd probably have still went for it even if he had "the clap" as was the worst STD in those days. Pretty eyes, a strong jawline and a fortified pain threshold (after having your ass filled in by red hot pokers in Vietnam, the biggest of schlongs wouldn't leave a dent in his intestines) make John McCain one twink you'd bend over the kitchen sink!
Would you pack his fudge?
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