Girls who fart.

[Bobby Shaw]

A friend of mine got himself a good looking chick with a good personality too. Only problem is when she spend the first night at his place she was farting non stop and loudly too. The guy made himself unavailable for a week and got together again. The girl was worse, the farts were really loud and long, the kind that move a duvet.

What would you do if it was your girl?

[BoxingFan85]

It's a question for our resident expert larryxxx..

[SouthPawHitman]

You have to respond and show her 2 can play this game. As an expert in doodoo warfare I’d recommend leaving a massive Mr Hanky on her car window or front porch.

[snoopy360]

Maybe she's letting him know she's cleared out for backside action and that's her mating call. You never know till you ask....

[jreckoning]

It's a question for our resident expert larryxxx..

It's true that he has given these things a lot of thought.

[Anthony342]

Make her take some medication for that. Get some Beano or Gas X so she can stop farting so much and if she still does it, break up with her.

[-jose-]

I would out fart her stank ass and show her who in charge up in here

[Prince Madison]

thats a big enough turn off for me to dump the girl. especially if they stink.

[Larry the boss]

Guy need leave her fast as she has 0 self respect nor respect for others...would you even want to hang with a male friend who does that??

[Larry the boss]

This is why i dont understand why people are so obsessed with ass, all they do is sit , poop and fart..but men put womans ass's on pedestals for some reason