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[Derranged]

ShoulderRoll The Big Dunn and[MENTION]IMDAZED[/MENTION] ran a train on that fat broad from the movie "Patti Cake$" at some flea bag Motel in Pittsburgh.

On second thought that actually sounds like something that could be true...

[Sweet Pea 50]

Derranged's actual name is Abraham Soenstein Bipps. He is a customer service rep at used Kia dealership in Sarasota Florida. He can often be heard muttering That really grinds my gears while cleaning the bird shit off the Sorento's on the lot. The character Milton from Office Space is loosely based on him. He likes to watch The Joy of Painting on his off time with his cat, Peaches.

[Derranged]

Derranged's actual name is Abraham Soenstein Bipps. He is a customer service rep at used Kia dealership in Sarasota Florida. He can often be heard muttering That really grinds my gears while cleaning the bird shit off the Sorento's on the lot. The character Milton from Office Space is loosely based on him. He likes to watch The Joy of Painting on his off time with his cat, Peaches.

[Lomasexual]

Sweet Pea 50 wanted to re-enact the movie 'Human Centipede' but he couldn't convince any of his friends to help out or participate. So he practiced extreme yoga for 6 months, then drove into the middle of a desert (for privacy) and then sewed his own mouth to his own anus.

For a few moments he thought he was living his dream, but then a wind started blowing, and rolled him along the ground like the world's most copraphagic tumbleweed.

If you fast forward to the right scene of the director's cut of 'The Hateful Eight', you can see him rolling past in the background.

[Prince Madison]

Big dunn is a dogger

[Lomasexual]

Drama Show thought he was clever because he managed to sell ice to the Eskimos.

Then someone explained that the saying involved frozen water, and not concentrated amphetamines.

Now he feels guilt about ruining the lives of so many indigenous Alaskans, and is considering becoming a priest so he can ruin the lives of little boys instead.

[Derranged]

Drama Show and _Maxi are gay partners who eloped to Vermont before gay marriage is legal all over the US. Both were dressed up in traditional Russian Sarafan and the minister was Eduard Anatolyevich Khil. The first dance at the reception was Eduards famous song:

[Lomasexual]

Derranged made it to the semi finals of America's got Talent with his breakthrough act, an evolution on beat boxing. His unique talent is known as beat-the-meat boxing.

Instead of making music with his mouth, he masturbates with new and interesting rhythms, while punching his scrotum to make sweet percussive noises.

The show's producers made the painful decision to cut these scenes from the show, however Derranged has not given up on his dreams of stardom, and is currently touring Nebraska with a Rolf Harris tribute band.

[Prince Madison]

Drama Show and _Maxi are gay partners who eloped to Vermont before gay marriage is legal all over the US. Both were dressed up in traditional Russian Sarafan and the minister was Eduard Anatolyevich Khil. The first dance at the reception was Eduards famous song:

nice tune

[punchr]

punchr is quite a player with 2 side pieces on the go.. hoes keep coming back for more punchr love..

where the hoes at?

If I hang out with Beercules and LoadedWraps I would probably get a girls hot intestines. They have a lot of hoes.