Drunk Lang

[PlasterWraps]

My Russian friend was trying to convince me to take a trip to Thailand soon today.

I've seen Bangkok. It's everything you have heard it is.

I've read that Pattaya is Bangkok on steroids.

I suggested Vietnam as a possibility.

We'll see how this one goes.

I'd be willing to bet that you end up with a lady boy.

[Drunken Cat]

I'd be willing to bet that you end up with a lady boy.

Nah, wouldn't happen.

He might.

[PlasterWraps]

Nah, wouldn't happen.

He might.

It is Bangkok, I don't think anyone would be surprised.

[Drunken Cat]

It is Bangkok, I don't think anyone would be surprised.

I can tell the difference, and I'm not into that stuff.

And I've been to Bangkok.

My friend just could be naive enough.

[Drunken Cat]

Certainly some Thais can play it off really well, but fake **** is the first dead give away.

And if I'm going to get with a girl, she's going to be completely naked before any play commences.

[Rudyo]

Hello drunks! I'm currently not on the drink but im high so im crashing this ****. I might have some ****ty beer later.

[Drunken Cat]

I am on the drink.

It's 7:12am.

And I'm still drinking.

Yes I am.

**** you ******s.

That's about all I have to say to you skanks.

[Drunken Cat]

Has anyone else ever done this?

My desk is next to a fridge.

When I get hungry, sometimes I just crack an egg, sometimes 2, and eat it raw, as is.

Am I wrong?

[Drunken Cat]

When I'm in my room and have nothing to eat but eggs, or occasionally when I'm too lazy to cook, I eat raw eggs out of the shell, as is.

Great thing it is to do.

Another style of egg, as far as I'm concerned.

[Drunken Cat]

For the record, I live in a sh i thole, with a shared kitchen, which is shall we say below par.

Quite common in this part of the world.