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[peyk-peyk]

paking shyet na-banned si Tua!

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...29&postcount=3

[Dale Cardon]

paking shyet na-banned si Tua!

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...29&postcount=3

that's just sad. Hanggang kailan daw ang ban?

[Dale Cardon]

kakalungkot, tinatamad na mga noypi na mag post dito.

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Advantage of breast milk



A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question directed:

“Give four advantages of breast milk.”

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good – maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.

Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.


:boobies:

[Dale Cardon]

Bobong Jeepney driver…



Pasahero: Boss Jollibee..

Driver: Hinde ako si Jollibee..

Pasahero: Hinde, magkano sa Jollibee..

Driver: Depende sa value meal boss..

Pasahero: Pucha.. magkano pamasahe sa Jollibee..

Driver: Ang alam ko walang masahista dun..

Pasahero: Pucha nmn, magkano hanggang sa Jollibee..

Driver: Ayy.. sorry ho lagpas na ho tayo..

[Dale Cardon]

RAPE SUSPECT



ATTY: Inday, pwede mo bang idiskrayb dito sa korte ang
taong nangreype sa ‘yo?

INDAY: Maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong, at bungal…

SUSPEK: Sige!…mang-asar ka pa!!!

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DNA




REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??

Police: DNA na…

REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???

Police: “Di Namin Alam ”

[Dale Cardon]

SPERM STORY


Sabi nila, normal lang daw sa teen age boys na tuwing pupunta ng comfort room, they do their miracles.

One day, as Juan did it, tumalsik yung sperm sa binabasa nyang **** mag at nasabi nya sa sarili…”sayang, matalino sana, mahilig magbasa”.

Next day, again he did a miracle at tumalsik naman yung sperm sa toilet bowl at nagswimming sa water…”sayang, swimmer dapat”.

Another day passed, again he did it again. This time, naglambitin bitin at nagpaikot ikot yung sperm sa sampayan. “Woiw, sayang na naman, dapat sirkero, magaling sigro tumambling”.

Then one day, as he did it in the nth time, nagtaka sya, wala syang napansin, kung s’an tumalsik. As he went out the CR, nadulas sya at napahiga sya sa sahig.”Walang ‘hiya…eto talaga ang sayang…BLACK BELTER dapat, ang lupet”.

Moral Lesson: Don’t do it w/out a partner… para di sayang!

[Dale Cardon]

anatomy class



in an anatomy exam,

the teacher asks the class to draw

a Female reproductive organ..

1 girl feel shy,

looks down and opened her panty..

then a boy shouts:

mam oh! she’s CHEATING!!

[peyk-peyk]

that's just sad. Hanggang kailan daw ang ban?

He used the N bomb and he might be banned for weeks if not months.