Yeah, ignore the other sarcasm-laden one by that Joke Calslappy groupie.
Daggum is THE funniest man on the internet, bar none. I'm not even kidding. I even tell my girlfriend about him.
Is he sad? Yeah. Psychologically disturbed? A little. Biased as hell? Absolutely.
Is he ****ing hilarious, though? My god, yes. He has in absolute stitches in every single post. I even rifle through his post history during dry work days.
Now lemme just say. I am very snobbish when it comes to other people being humours on the internet, because I always think no-one can touch the **** I have to offer. But Daggum blows me out of the ****ing water.
If he was a boxer, he'd be Margarito. One-dimensional, relentless, defiant, hated by lots but LOVED by those who know what he is and what he stands for.
Extraordinary character.
He's one of about 3 people who have ever made me actually LOL over something they have said over the internet. I love that he's expanding from snappy one-liners into decent-sized paragraphs.
The Joke freakboys hate him, which only makes him more loveable in my eyes.
If you can't see that he's absolutely blisteringly funny, then you're a hater.
And so says this Daggum nut-nugger.
ALL HAIL.
ALL HAIL.
DAGGUM FOREVER.
EAT ****, SLAPPY FANBOYS.
Daggum is THE funniest man on the internet, bar none. I'm not even kidding. I even tell my girlfriend about him.
Is he sad? Yeah. Psychologically disturbed? A little. Biased as hell? Absolutely.
Is he ****ing hilarious, though? My god, yes. He has in absolute stitches in every single post. I even rifle through his post history during dry work days.
Now lemme just say. I am very snobbish when it comes to other people being humours on the internet, because I always think no-one can touch the **** I have to offer. But Daggum blows me out of the ****ing water.
If he was a boxer, he'd be Margarito. One-dimensional, relentless, defiant, hated by lots but LOVED by those who know what he is and what he stands for.
Extraordinary character.
He's one of about 3 people who have ever made me actually LOL over something they have said over the internet. I love that he's expanding from snappy one-liners into decent-sized paragraphs.
The Joke freakboys hate him, which only makes him more loveable in my eyes.
If you can't see that he's absolutely blisteringly funny, then you're a hater.
And so says this Daggum nut-nugger.
ALL HAIL.
ALL HAIL.
DAGGUM FOREVER.
EAT ****, SLAPPY FANBOYS.
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