So I was bored and looked my name up on facebook

[Pat bateman]

-Kev- is actually Eddie guerrero in hiding from the Bandidos outlaw biker club based in Texas. 2004 death was a myth concocted by Vince mcmahon.

[Rockybigblower]

Kelvin Dapidran Pacquiao.

Na jk, I would not say my real name here. You do know i'm a target here right? I'd probably get assassinated tomorrow if I tell you my name now. Some dudes who take the internet way to seriously would be on my information like the CIA on Jason Bourne, i'd have to be on the run forever

You would have a 1 in 8 chance of survival. And if you saw on the news that 6 people with your name have been assassinated in the Philippines...you will still have enough time to get a new identity.