If you are on a date with the woman of your dreams

[Larry the boss]

and she lets loose a foul smelling fart in the middle of a conversation.........What do you do?

[DARKSEID]

Eat her ass

[jaded]

Suck it up like a man.

[LADIV]

and she lets loose a foul smelling fart in the middle of a conversation.........What do you do?

the woman of my dreams wouldn't do that...she'll
Ask me to pull her finger first

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

first off girls of your dreams is some real thrist buster shit.

but if I was with a chick and she did that date is over cause 1, she has no class, etiquette, manners etc or 2, she has bowel movement problems and neither am I willing to deal with.

[jaded]

[Derranged]

I once went on a date with a good looking broad. In the restaurant I kept getting a whiff of armpits. At first I just assumed it was the hipster waiter but eventually I realized it was her. She was wearing a tank top but decided not to wear deodorant. Filthy vegans...

[i_am_a_champ]

I once went on a date with a good looking broad. In the restaurant I kept getting a whiff of armpits. At first I just assumed it was the hipster waiter but eventually I realized it was her. She was wearing a tank top but decided not to wear deodorant. Filthy vegans...

Did u lick her puss?

[Phenom]

Gangsters don't go on dates

[phallus]

the woman of my dreams wouldn't do that...she'll
Ask me to pull her finger first

i was gonna say this too,lol

i'd eat megyn kelly's @ss with a spoon

I once went on a date with a good looking broad. In the restaurant I kept getting a whiff of armpits. At first I just assumed it was the hipster waiter but eventually I realized it was her. She was wearing a tank top but decided not to wear deodorant. Filthy vegans...

lol, its even funnier when you're banging her and she lets out a fart that worse than yours