Do you remember the VERY first time you ever came?.

[Monaco Slim]

The first time I found out about limewire and accidentally downloaded a video of a girl getting her head cut off.

[moltres.]

i remember, even though i have a weird life, i was having sex early.

but i lost my virginity, about what, 5 difference times.

this was when i was 10 or 11, sep 10th, i wanked, the twin towers **** happened.

i thought life, is going to be cool, i need a sexy *****.

i was looking at girls at school the next day like id fuk ur brains out mate.

[DARKSEID]

but i lost my virginity, about what, 5 difference times.

Sig worthy

[moltres.]

Sig worthy

lolol its funny but, my high school year, year 8. i had a girlfriend.

literally, god made me forgot all about it. didnt have it again till what, year 12.

but i was having sex like, year 4, on a field, during school hours. thats like, 8-9 yo.

but i was having sex before that....i could name the girls too. my lifes weird.

[Amazinger]

My friends in middle school told me how to jack off during lunch and I tried it in the bathroom when I got home, after 5 minutes I got bored and didn't try it for a while after that.

Then one day there was like this britney spears marathon on MTV, my parents were at work and so I tried it again. After like 10 minutes, in the middle of oops I did it again, I had this weird sensation like I was going to piss but I didn't stop cuz it felt kinda good.

At the end i'm like oh ****, I just pissed myself, I didn't know I actually came lol, when I put it together a while after and succesfully re-enacted the procedure, that began my endless marathon of sodomy and perversion that continues today. My balls were never the same again.

Huuuwaaaatdafaaakkk??!

[Amazinger]

it felt I discovered the greatest thing in the world, I didn't need a girl just a my hand and a magazine with a girl showing at least some cleavage or a button cheek and it was on, then I said to myself...wait a minute I could use lotion omg! I'm a genius

Hahahaaha Were you spittin on your tamales to lube it?.

[-jose-]

Hahahaaha Were you spittin on your tamales to lube it?.

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