I drink therefore I'm drunk

[The Gully Gad]

No drinking for me this weekend just Ganja Toking...

Dont drink but found an old bottle of martini in the Kitchen last night
Thought i'd have a glass with my silver haze bud only for that to lead to 3 to 4 and then before you know it a ******s forgot what the fuk he done last night!

p/s just checking around these parts making sure i aint wrote something out of character ie declaring love for any of you fukers etc etc lol

[Sweet Pea 50]

If I'm lucky I get some fresh ***** tonite. I'll be damned if I don't **** some drunk ***** in a slutty costume. *****, alcohol, and Michael Myers tonite.

I got some cranium weaing one of those Optimus Prime helmets at the last Halloween party I went to. True story. Who knew the Transformers had groupies...