So, I was fresh out of SOI (school of infantry) 19 year old Beercules, hasn't had sex in like 6 months. What can go wrong? Everything.
This lady that drove the taxi is a regular. I always called her to take me somewhere if it was off Camp Lejune. This was before I had my car, if I needed a uniform pressed, wanted to get off base, hit up Waffle House erc. I called her.
Anyway, we went out to Charlotte to drink to celebrate making it out of hell (my African friend Kanga (no **** he looked like one of the dudes in an African tribe you see on Discovery and was hung like a horse but that's another story)
He bought the beers and another Marine bought us shots. Cool, but I haven't started drinking heavily at this point in my life, so I got completely hammered in like 1 hour. I'm talking about sloppy drunk.
So I call my taxi driver, she picks me up. We somehow end up hanging in the backseat of a Dodge Caravan when all the guys I went to the bar with come knocking.
They scared me because I didn't know anyone was watching, I end up busting a nut on her, the back seat, and the floor. It was like Jesus massaged my balls before I busted. They all huddled in the back-back seat because they thought I came all over the van.
This lady that drove the taxi is a regular. I always called her to take me somewhere if it was off Camp Lejune. This was before I had my car, if I needed a uniform pressed, wanted to get off base, hit up Waffle House erc. I called her.
Anyway, we went out to Charlotte to drink to celebrate making it out of hell (my African friend Kanga (no **** he looked like one of the dudes in an African tribe you see on Discovery and was hung like a horse but that's another story)
He bought the beers and another Marine bought us shots. Cool, but I haven't started drinking heavily at this point in my life, so I got completely hammered in like 1 hour. I'm talking about sloppy drunk.
So I call my taxi driver, she picks me up. We somehow end up hanging in the backseat of a Dodge Caravan when all the guys I went to the bar with come knocking.
They scared me because I didn't know anyone was watching, I end up busting a nut on her, the back seat, and the floor. It was like Jesus massaged my balls before I busted. They all huddled in the back-back seat because they thought I came all over the van.
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