Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

The Noughties had to be the gayest Decade since the 40s.

And it's set to get gayer. That shock twist last year when Ricky Martin came out of the closet really opened my eyes.

[Oasis_Lad]

The Species Metro **** Sexualis are set to take over.

[BOLLOCKS]

The Noughties had to be the gayest Decade since the 40s.

Worse than the 2000's?

[Southpaw Stinger]

So an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says, What is this, some sort of joke?

Eh? Fuck it.

[Oasis_Lad]

Worse than the 2000's?

Gayer than the Gayties.

[Oasis_Lad]

So an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says, What is this, some sort of joke?

Eh? Fuck it.

The world's most volatile boy band.

[Southpaw Stinger]

The world's most volatile boy band.

One can only begin to imagine the state of the tour hotel rooms.

[Southpaw Stinger]

[Oasis_Lad]

One can only begin to imagine the state of the tour hotel rooms.

The Scotsman, in the corner, smacked out of his ****, taking a **** on the floor.

The Irishman, pissed off his face, beating house-keeping to a pulp.

The Englishman, in the bathroom, bathing in gravy, and using a Yorkshire Pudding for a loofah.

[Southpaw Stinger]