What are these synthol freaks thinking?

[Beercules]

Man what goes through these guys minds? "Gains gains gains gains gains"

[BrickWall]

They're weak betas. I remember one time at a club I saw some douche who obviously had injections in his arms and chest flexing and showing off to some hot girls. Being the boss I am, I went over there and showed those ****s some real muscle. They all turned their attention to me and he didn't like it so he gave me a dirty look. Thats when I lost it. I shoved the girls out of my way and started towards that guy and he tried to run but I grabbed him by his shirt. I told him I'd give him a 10 second head start but when I caught him he'd get the beating of his life OR he can stay put while I smacked him the face a few times to teach him a lesson. He chose the latter and I smacked him 4 times in the face with my large hands in front the girls, then I turned him around and kicked him in the ass and everyone laughed at him. I give him credit though, usually when I strong arm a man in front of women he cries like a little girl. Anyway, he walked off and I banged the hottest girl there.

[Y0@NN]

They're weak betas. I remember one time at a club I saw some douche who obviously had injections in his arms and chest flexing and showing off to some hot girls. Being the boss I am, I went over there and showed those ****s some real muscle. They all turned their attention to me and he didn't like it so he gave me a dirty look. Thats when I lost it. I shoved the girls out of my way and started towards that guy and he tried to run but I grabbed him by his shirt. I told him I'd give him a 10 second head start but when I caught him he'd get the beating of his life OR he can stay put while I smacked him the face a few times to teach him a lesson. He chose the latter and I smacked him 4 times in the face with my large hands in front the girls, then I turned him around and kicked him in the ass and everyone laughed at him. I give him credit though, usually when I strong arm a man in front of women he cries like a little girl. Anyway, he walked off and I banged the hottest girl there.

Very moving story, it put tears in my eyes.

[Willy Wanker]

This dude is from Brazil I think. Probably one of the worst I've seen.

Looks legit, bro!

His arms look like the turds I dropped this morning. Courtesy of breakfast burrito and coffee.

[Willy Wanker]

I wonder if synthol would work on my c0ck.

[Amazinger]

They look like old fat mothers

[Amazinger]

I wonder if synthol would work on my c0ck.

They might if they're jelly and greasy enough then you could wank with it.

[jaded]

I wonder if synthol would work on my c0ck.

google Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS

[Willy Wanker]

google Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS

Damn, six years.

Think I'll just try it for a year.

[MELLY-MEL...]

Wtf.........................:*******: