Have you ever had a black person come to dinner at you're house?

[MARKBNLV]

your in belgum not compton man.

[Stab Judah]

lol yeah I have.
Just be normal if you come out with a big bowl of collard greens a bucket of KFC with some watermelon and grape Koolaid, he may take it the wrong way.

Wait we actually had collard greens fried chicken and black eyed peas for Christmas.

[Rocky...]

I'd reccomend super glu'ing down all of your valuables, hiding any of the white women you may have in your house, and hiding your wallet under a pair of work boots. (They never look there.....)


What? I keed, I keed.

Make sure you have plenty chicken for him, them black folks love their chicken, they get upset pretty quick when they run out, and you dont want to upset them now, they can fly into a violent rage in seconds so be careful

Apart from what ive said and above you should be ok

[Fidday]

lol yeah I have.
Just be normal if you come out with a big bowl of collard greens a bucket of KFC with some watermelon and grape Koolaid, he may take it the wrong way.

And who was that black person, did you take any precautions before inviting him?

[Fidday]

Make sure you have plenty chicken for him, them black folks love their chicken, they get upset pretty quick when they run out, and you dont want to upset them now, they can fly into a violent rage in seconds so be careful

Apart from what ive said and above you should be ok

hmm I'll ask my mom what we are having for dinner tomorow. Thanks for the tip

[Oasis_Lad]

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[Stab Judah]

And who was that black person, did you take any precautions before inviting him?

lol my step dad and all of his family + random others, tons of times.

[120]

Lol is this for real?!?

[Fidday]

im not really scared of him going in a violent rage, i know how to fight. Im just worried that he has a gun and would try to rob us. I can't buy a gun before tomorow cause its very hard to get guns in belgium. Mayby i could alert the police or something