Jokes thread...

[Spacey1991]

Come up with some jokes...

I'll start;

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again!

Your turn...

[Derranged]

How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?













It depends on what she had to eat, in fact race has nothing to do with it, you racist fucks..

[Spacey1991]

How long does it take for a black woman to take a ****?













It depends on what she had to eat, in fact race has nothing to do with it, you racist fucks..

I saw that coming when I read the question...

[-Blackout-]

- Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.



- What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

[alza1988]

Pat and Mick walking down the field . Pat says to Mick , look at that forrest over there . Mick says , I can't see it because of all them trees

[Spacey1991]

Pat and Mick walking down the field . Pat says to Mick , look at that forrest over there . Mick says , I can't see it because of all them trees

No offense, but that was tragic...

[Chr0nic]

A man walked into a bar with a monkey i forget the rest of the joke but your moms a whore.

[Spacey1991]

A man walked into a bar with a monkey i forget the rest of the joke but your moms a whore.

That one had me laughing for some reason!

[Derranged]

Two Chinamen walk into a bar, 15 minutes later they the are the owners of it.

[FMJ The Best]

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

A: Because he is bl................ind.