Tip on how to get that kiss (laid) on V Day

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You give ecard but you still keep your Vcard.

[T.Horton]

You give ecard but you still keep your Vcard.

when you aren't around your kids call me Dad.

[-Mustang-]

Terrible advice .... Chloroform works better

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Bhhaa...romance.

You want a Happy Valentine's Day? Grab you're woman by her hair and slap the bitch around some...

Force her face into the mattress and drive her ass to Milwaukee and back...wish her a Happy Valentine's day and the send her to the kitchen to make you a sandwich and bring you a beer.

[T.Horton]

Bhhaa...romance.

You want a Happy Valentine's Day? Grab you're woman by her hair and slap the bitch around some...

Force her face into the mattress and drive her ass to Milwaukee and back...wish her a Happy Valentine's day and the send her to the kitchen to make you a sandwich and bring you a beer.

do you even lift?