After 5 berry juices and vodka this is all that I have to say....

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Fools. I'll be in the best shape of my life at 35 while yous will end up having cirrhosis and whatnot.

Thats what THEY want you to believe. While in reality your body will be weak as it will be untested, your skin wont be able to deal with it's own normal flora and will began to sloth off in large quan******. You'll die from hemmroids as your arse wont be able to sustain a wad of tissue wiping away your excrement causing you to bleed to death from the ass because of these hemmroids.

I suggest you hurry............Run along to your closest liqour store and try your best to engorge your body with as many alcoholic toxins you can possibly imbibe in a 15 minute period. Your life depends on it.