What should I message these Mexican hoes on Tinder I match with?

[Zaroku]

tell her you like penis-colada’s, and getting caught in the rain,
That your not into health food and you only have half a brain.

Play this instead of your backside boys.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w5_EIikdFr8

Pina colada song, for punch drunk punchr.

[Damn Wicked]

yeah but what should i say in my message when i match with these fat ass mexican hoes? got an idea man?

Tell them to lose some weight and they will be rewarded with a large Mexican burrito. Or maybe you should just try to get some head from them....stay away from the rest of them doe.

[MartinM.]

You should smash

[killakali]

Its tinder bro just go for it. Tell her you never been with a mexicana and you want her to be your first. Nunca coji una mexicana y quiero que tu eres mi primera.

[boxingfan91]

You metioned me twice you punk bish

[BrometheusBob.]

Tell her that when it comes to cum, you're all about the ropes and that you're the Spider-Man of c0ckown.

Your pops will really appreciate this post.

[i_am_a_champ]

You metioned me twice you punk bish

I will mention you once you punk bish

Say my name if you want u punk pink bish modafcka

[davef]

tell her your meat isn't tainted

[TJ highway]

[Real King Kong]

You can do better lol

and why would you jump to that conclusion...have you not seen the threads he starts?