The Grog!

[Derranged]

I always liked that part of Cruel Intentions where she's like "I just got back from Australia" and he's like "and how are things down under?" and tries to look up her skirt. Have all the Aussies left this board now? Come back lads, play your cards right and maybe we'll undeport you back to the UK or at least share some big titty gifs.



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The section that time forgot. If one of my famous drunk threads can't bring this place back to life then I'm not sure what could....

[BLASTER1]

The section that time forgot. If one of my famous drunk threads can't bring this place back to life then I'm not sure what could....

Derranged ya fuken ****
I'm a drunk inbred colonised Phuk the kanga in the back sheep Australian and im here to put forth my best wank to any of you American disease.

[BLASTER1]

Awrite ya bloody fackin cants! When you're maggot, post in this fackin thread...

Just had a pint of Moa Breakfast. I realize its from New Zealand but close enough.

If ya gonna cop it to us at least find out the grog we like ya piss ant.

[Derranged]

If ya gonna cop it to us at least find out the grog we like ya piss ant.

I heard that there are some Aussies that aren't happy about the craft beer movement in Australia.

[BLASTER1]

I heard that there are some Aussies that aren't happy about the craft beer movement in Australia.

Craft beer?
C'mon man GTFOH with that Nancy girl bull****.
How bout I piss in a bottle. Is that crafty enough for ya.
Us men in Australia drink EMU export.
A real mans drink.

[Derranged]

Craft beer?
C'mon man GTFOH with that Nancy girl bull****.
How bout I piss in a bottle. Is that crafty enough for ya.
Us men in Australia drink EMU export.
A real mans drink.

Never seen it in the States. Only Australian beers I've had are Fosters Lager, Premium Ale and Coopers Sparkling Ale.

[BLASTER1]

Nah ya wouldnt have.
It's strictly for the drunk aboriginals or a Bogan from the 70s.
Honestly it tastes like Gins piss.

[Zaroku]

These guys are ****ing crazy... nana, save me from these mean lol boys who will suck me off once I show them in a nice guy

[Zaroku]

You guys are too hard core! I’m not scared, but got hard thinking Obiya white boys frim fiwn under!

[Beercules]

These guys are ****ing crazy... nana, save me from these mean lol boys who will suck me off once I show them in a nice guy

Aussies can drink huh?