Australia's greatest export!

[ShoulderRoll]

Kylie Minogue was a better export, to be honest.

[JimRaynor]

Sooo Australias best export is basically ****sexuals.

[boxinghead530]

It isn't what or who you think.

It isn't uranium or macadamia nuts.

It isn't AC/DC or Sia.

It isn't Hugh Jackman or Chris Hemsworth.

It isn't Kylie Minogue or Dame Edna.

It isn't Neighbours or Crocodile Dundee.

It isn't one of our sporting heroes, it isn't having a prime minister who owned the world record for chugging beer (true fact) and it isn't vegemite.

It's this guy:



His name is Tim Minchin, he is a musician and a comedian, and he is the best thing Australia has produced.

He overflows with wit and musical creativity. When asked to appear on shows, he would easily create insanely cool and clever songs just for that one appearance.

Here is one he did for his last appearance on the Johnathon Ross show:



Here is one he did for an earlier appearance on the Johnathon Ross show, where he riffs of the show's usual performers:



Here is a short one he did for an Australian show:



The host's name is Adam Hills, and there is an injoke about it being Adam Hillsong (Hillsong being a conservative religious organisation)

Here is one he wrote for a single performance, but it was very well received and he used it a few more times:



One he played on Conan O'Brien's show - I think it might have pushed the boundaries just a little bit too much for the audience...



Some of his other great performances:

Prejudice:


He has done this one on stage with Ed Sheeran, but the quality of the recording isn't great.

Lullaby:


**** the Poor:


F-Sharp:


Peace Anthem for Palestine:


He can be pretty rough on the topics of religion.

Ten foot C*ck and a few hundred virgins:


The Pope Song:


I love that he sings this with the backing of the Heritage Orchestra.

The Good Book:


He also writes some just plain thoughtful and musical pieces:

The Fence:


White Wine in the Sun:


He has also recently turned his attention to writing musicals. He has written the music and lyrics to Matilda which is one of the most critically acclaimed musicals ever, followed up by the extremely successful Groundhog Day.

Enjoy.

'RedBack Boots' they are Imported from Australian and they are the greatest work boots of all time. I wear the RedBack Boot 'Great Barrier' type for work boot and they are tops by a long shot.

[Lomasexual]

Kylie Minogue was a better export, to be honest.

She is inferior in every way - except one - which is fap material.

Even then, Tim isn't far behind.

[Lomasexual]

Sooo Australias best export is basically ****sexuals.

He would bang your wife, your mother, your daughter, your gran and your aunts.

Afterwards you would sniff their ******* just to get a whiff of his dick.

[JimRaynor]

He would bang your wife, your mother, your daughter, your gran and your aunts.

Afterwards you would sniff their ******* just to get a whiff of his dick.

Maybe in Australia someone would, obviously cuckery is pretty rampant over there. However, here in the good old US of A, we still act like real men, so you can keep your Australian boy George.

[Mooshashi]

Seriously just looking at those pictures makes my hands turn into fists.

[Lomasexual]

Maybe in Australia someone would, obviously cuckery is pretty rampant over there. However, here in the good old US of A, we still act like real men, so you can keep your Australian boy George.

You have a serious problem telling gay from straight.

I suppose you still think those redneck uncles who fucked you in the ass are heterosexual too, yeah?

BTW - Australians (including Minchin) are doing really well over in the USA. Sadly you have to import manliness. Especially under your cuck-in-chief Trump.

[Lomasexual]

Seriously just looking at those pictures makes my hands turn into fists.

Don't let appearances fool you. It's part of how Minchin gets away with crazy shit.

Like him singing a song to that shows host about how much he wants to fuck the host's wife.

Or he can make fun of ****sexuality, in front of ****sexuals, and they will just laugh it off.

Or how he wrote a song riffing of the word 'nigger' and no-one bats an eyelid.

Or how he sings a song where the lyrics are basically 'fuck the motherfucking pope' (which he means sincerely - he hates the pope) and religious people still love him.

He mocks the situation in Palestine, and everyone loves him for it.

How does he get away with it? Cause he is Tim fucking Minchin. Women adore him and men respect him.

[JimRaynor]

You have a serious problem telling gay from straight.

I suppose you still think those redneck uncles who fucked you in the ass are heterosexual too, yeah?

BTW - Australians (including Minchin) are doing really well over in the USA. Sadly you have to import manliness. Especially under your cuck-in-chief Trump.

How cute, an Australian speaking of manliness to an American. Your inferiority complex is embarrassing.