yeah, i didn't mind it until this broad had me hitting the booty hole. then when she got up to go to the bathroom there was crap all over me dick! sick!! on top of that, i went into the bathroom to clean up and this sick broad (who was peeing on the toilet) saw the big pile of crap on my member and what did she do? pulled it off with her hands and then proceeded to clean my penis off....with mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!
the next day we went to work, we worked together, and she keep sending me e-mails about her stomach was bothering her from the night before. i told her she should stop eating dookie. that should fix her problem right up.
I've heard this problem from other dudes, but Ive banged many a bitch in her ass and never not once have I got shit on my dick. Have went ATM on quite a few of them too.
yeah, i didn't mind it until this broad had me hitting the booty hole. then when she got up to go to the bathroom there was crap all over me dick! sick!! on top of that, i went into the bathroom to clean up and this sick broad (who was peeing on the toilet) saw the big pile of crap on my member and what did she do? pulled it off with her hands and then proceeded to clean my penis off....with mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!
the next day we went to work, we worked together, and she keep sending me e-mails about her stomach was bothering her from the night before. i told her she should stop eating dookie. that should fix her problem right up.
never again!
hahaha lmao
Thats gross bro, but atleast you have a great story you can tell your grand children.
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