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New chick came to my work. Everyone is trying to **** her. Managers, project leaders, trainers, etc. Every ****ing body, hear me!! Chick is fine as hell. She knows this, because she tells me. She is really cute and sexy.
I am lucky that she lands in my department. We have a working relationships, where our duties are connected. We started talking and vibing. However, she has this 6'6" dude who was in the recruitment with her, and she told me they are good friends. She waits for him after work and sometimes i see that he waits for her. Also, there is a dude in my department that she has a close relationship with him as well, because she first started working with this dude. I noticed she is friendly and like to flirt, of which she also confessed to me.
I asked her about these dudes and she told me she doesn't want anyone from work, even though she is single and kidless; she said she has a dude who gives her the business when she needs it. Most of us suspect it is the 6'6" dude. She claims the 6'6" dude is a good friend.
She told me she hates the attention she is getting and choose to go out to have her lunch in her car. I told her about a private lunch room me and a colleague normally use and ever since she started having lunch with us.
Here is the ****ery:
At first i tried to stand out, and make sure i gave her a unique name and she loved it. I am the only one who calls her that, and if i tried calling her by a different name she doesn't like it. One day at work, she sent me an email saying i need to entertain her because she is bored at her desk. I told her (in email) that she wouldn't prob take offence to what i have to say. She said try her. So, i told her i thought she was attractive, and eye raped her a couple times and she said she thought same of me and couldn't stop staring at me at lunch. She wanted me to take her out for dinner, but for me to not have any expectations. I told her i can't do that, because it sounds like i would be feeding her, so she could go and get ****ed by the next dude. I told her my dining comes with a whining (sex). She declined and said we can go out as friends, because i am "mad cool and seems like a fun dude". This raised my alarm, and I suspected she was trying to "Punchr" me and friend zoned me. I told her to let the man ****ing her take her out, and she said no, because it would be too much "pressure" on him. So, i told her the only place i am taking her is to a hotel and we can have dinner there. She refused. Saying it seems we have different intentions.
After i realized what she is doing, i started lacing my emails with sexual overtones, racing out of the dreadful "friend zone". Believe me, she was responding positively, and telling me the different positions she wants me to **** her in, and every few minutes, she goes to bathroom. She told me if i don't see how often she going to the bathroom because she has to dry up, because she is wetting up herself and told me not to stop talking to her like this, because she loves it. She told me she gets wet when she stares at my lip in the lunch room and stares at my crotch a couple times. We were in a meeting and she came and sat right next to me in the boardroom, and when the lights were dimmed for the presentation, she placed her hand on my legs and started rubbing my legs, and after the meeting was done, she emailed me and asked if i was turned on and that she wanted to suck me off. She said she was "ready to take the flirting "live", to the next level, meaning she is ready to ****.
Here is the stinker:
I asked her when would she be ready and she said whenever, so i said, ok, i will be free on Friday. This bytch never responded, so when i asked what's up, she said she was nervous about it, and she thinks it is little too quick for her.
I said cool, and brushed it off. I stopped texting her, and she texted me and asked where i was going for the new year. I purposely delayed my response and then texted her that was going to celebrate the new years with a friend by the falls, she got upset, and send me some childish response. I told her to go **** herself, and not text back my number, because i have deleted her number and doesn't want it popping up in my phone. She said she really wants us to be friends, and i told her i don't want anything from her except the pvssy. She said no, but want to be friends, but she still comes to my lunchroom and try to butt into my convos with my colleague, and tried her best to get my attention. Lately, she told me that she has a friend that looks like her that she wants to hook me up on and she is gonna send me the pic of her friend later in the night when she gets home (all of this even though i told her not to text me anymore). I told her if she thinks i am pvssy deprived and if i told her i am looking somebody. She said she has seen the way other girls look at me and she knows i am not pvssy deprived or short of women, but i am rude.
So, guys, do you think i handled the situation correctly or where did i go wrong? I really don't care, because i usually have an abundance mindset. I really don't care what a woman looks like, i will quickly tell them to go **** themselves.
New chick came to my work. Everyone is trying to **** her. Managers, project leaders, trainers, etc. Every ****ing body, hear me!! Chick is fine as hell. She knows this, because she tells me. She is really cute and sexy.
I am lucky that she lands in my department. We have a working relationships, where our duties are connected. We started talking and vibing. However, she has this 6'6" dude who was in the recruitment with her, and she told me they are good friends. She waits for him after work and sometimes i see that he waits for her. Also, there is a dude in my department that she has a close relationship with him as well, because she first started working with this dude. I noticed she is friendly and like to flirt, of which she also confessed to me.
I asked her about these dudes and she told me she doesn't want anyone from work, even though she is single and kidless; she said she has a dude who gives her the business when she needs it. Most of us suspect it is the 6'6" dude. She claims the 6'6" dude is a good friend.
She told me she hates the attention she is getting and choose to go out to have her lunch in her car. I told her about a private lunch room me and a colleague normally use and ever since she started having lunch with us.
Here is the ****ery:
At first i tried to stand out, and make sure i gave her a unique name and she loved it. I am the only one who calls her that, and if i tried calling her by a different name she doesn't like it. One day at work, she sent me an email saying i need to entertain her because she is bored at her desk. I told her (in email) that she wouldn't prob take offence to what i have to say. She said try her. So, i told her i thought she was attractive, and eye raped her a couple times and she said she thought same of me and couldn't stop staring at me at lunch. She wanted me to take her out for dinner, but for me to not have any expectations. I told her i can't do that, because it sounds like i would be feeding her, so she could go and get ****ed by the next dude. I told her my dining comes with a whining (sex). She declined and said we can go out as friends, because i am "mad cool and seems like a fun dude". This raised my alarm, and I suspected she was trying to "Punchr" me and friend zoned me. I told her to let the man ****ing her take her out, and she said no, because it would be too much "pressure" on him. So, i told her the only place i am taking her is to a hotel and we can have dinner there. She refused. Saying it seems we have different intentions.
After i realized what she is doing, i started lacing my emails with sexual overtones, racing out of the dreadful "friend zone". Believe me, she was responding positively, and telling me the different positions she wants me to **** her in, and every few minutes, she goes to bathroom. She told me if i don't see how often she going to the bathroom because she has to dry up, because she is wetting up herself and told me not to stop talking to her like this, because she loves it. She told me she gets wet when she stares at my lip in the lunch room and stares at my crotch a couple times. We were in a meeting and she came and sat right next to me in the boardroom, and when the lights were dimmed for the presentation, she placed her hand on my legs and started rubbing my legs, and after the meeting was done, she emailed me and asked if i was turned on and that she wanted to suck me off. She said she was "ready to take the flirting "live", to the next level, meaning she is ready to ****.
Here is the stinker:
I asked her when would she be ready and she said whenever, so i said, ok, i will be free on Friday. This bytch never responded, so when i asked what's up, she said she was nervous about it, and she thinks it is little too quick for her.
I said cool, and brushed it off. I stopped texting her, and she texted me and asked where i was going for the new year. I purposely delayed my response and then texted her that was going to celebrate the new years with a friend by the falls, she got upset, and send me some childish response. I told her to go **** herself, and not text back my number, because i have deleted her number and doesn't want it popping up in my phone. She said she really wants us to be friends, and i told her i don't want anything from her except the pvssy. She said no, but want to be friends, but she still comes to my lunchroom and try to butt into my convos with my colleague, and tried her best to get my attention. Lately, she told me that she has a friend that looks like her that she wants to hook me up on and she is gonna send me the pic of her friend later in the night when she gets home (all of this even though i told her not to text me anymore). I told her if she thinks i am pvssy deprived and if i told her i am looking somebody. She said she has seen the way other girls look at me and she knows i am not pvssy deprived or short of women, but i am rude.
So, guys, do you think i handled the situation correctly or where did i go wrong? I really don't care, because i usually have an abundance mindset. I really don't care what a woman looks like, i will quickly tell them to go **** themselves.
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