[LMAO!] If Boxingscene Posters Were SuperHeroes/Super Villains...

[*TonyMontana*]

What would their Superhero/SuperVillain Name Be?
What would be their power?
What would their Costume Look like?

For Example
Freedom

Or Captain Freedom!!!!
I see him in an extremely gay costume
But instead of a big S on his chest he has a Giant F
Not for Freedom
But for F.aggot
with a big black dildo strapped to his forehead
He Fly's around saving white people only
He also Protects whites from the horrors of The Nude Beach by performing a duty of daily research
Without Captain Freedom no ordinary man could fathom the danger of The Dreaded BBC!!!!

Or Prettyboy32

His superhero name is just.....HOLY FXCKIN SHLT!!!!
Why
As Every ordinary human lays eyes on him they can only muster the words.....HOLY FXCKIN SHLT!!!!
His superpower is The Holy Power of Fugly
Trying to chat up a woman and your charms are failing?
DateRape drug not working??
Well HOLY FXCKIN SHLT will swoop in stand next to you and have you looking like an Adonis
As soon as she lays eyes on him she will SHRIEK.....HOLY FXCKIN SHLT!!!!!!!
and jump right into your arms to hide from the hideous creature
Don't look at him though

Anyway
Thoughts?

Discuss....

[P.K Dionysus]

BrometheusBob would be named BrometheusBob, be wrapped up in a straight jacket with a ski mask on, and would have a midget sidekick, who would open a flap on the mask to expose his blindingly white teeth. They would serve as both a weapon, and a "Bat-signal" type thing, to alert the homies that trouble is afoot.

-Kev- would be named El Professor, and would be dressed like a middle aged professor, complete with a sweater vest and beige diesel Volvo station wagon. He'd come at dudes with such mind-numbingly detailed facts, that they'd surrender and hand themselves over to the police just to get him to stop. His Volvo would be full of buttons that seem exciting, but after pressing a button, all that would happen is that a fact about something pointless would be played on a loud speaker.

WillyWanker would be WillyWanker. He'd be a hero in the vein of Booger Man (on the Sega Genesis), but instead of shooting snot from his nose, he'd constantly be tugging and shooting his load at mother****ers.

Punchr, Shaolin Sword and B.utler would be a trio of villains. There online personas provide all the info you need.

Zaroku would be like the Green Power Ranger. Whenever there was an enemy dudes couldn't handle, he'd pop out of nowhere, slinging his iPhone 5 connected to a bedazzled lanyard and one shotting dudes to death.

Anthonydavid11 would be a hero named Absolutely-Astounding-Author-Anthony, for the alliteration. He'd wear a tailcoat, a top hat, and wield a giant fountain pen as a sword. He'd twist his giant, curly mustache with one hand as he beat the **** out of the bad guys with his pen, all the while shouting big words like "Superlative!" and "Precipice!" and "Albatross!" after every successful strike.

Sunspace would be the main supervillain. He'd be like James McAvoy in Split, only worse. And less dangerous.

All the Supremacists would form Legions and fight against each other daily, and it would be up to the super friends to try squash the beef.

[Beercules]

Mike D would have the power to turn water into Natty Ice

[BoxingFan85]

Butler, Shaolin, Tago would be the powerpuff girls

Beer would be Green Lantern, he is supposed to be a superhero but people don't really depend on him to save their lives because he'd be too drunk to save them..

[JimRaynor]

Tony Montana - Would be a super villain, with a hairy man As$ as his villain symbol, which people would confuse for his face. His backstory before he turned evil would be that of him applying for a green card to USA and getting denied, which in turn causes him to try and marry an American woman who also rejects him. He finally tries to sneak in illegally, but gets deported, and that is what finally breaks him and launches him into his evil ways. His super power becomes being a schitzo imitating a culture he wished he was part of.


MotorCityCobra - would have a black power fist with a rainbow colored middle finger as his super hero symbol on a pimp looking costume he stole from his grandfather from the 70's. His super power would be making lies sound like truths.


B.Utler - His costume would consists of memorabilia T Shirts that got it wrong when the wrong team won the NBA Championship, which he received before he created himself a Tom Hanks Castway type boat so he could make it over to the states. His super power is noble, as it consists of creating endless of amounts of burgers to feed those in need, a power he obtained while learning the mysticism of Mc'Donalds magic. Mc'Donalds being his version of a bat cave, and also his only source of income.

[DARKSEID]

Shaolin sword would be antman, except he can only shrink his dick.

[*TonyMontana*]

Tony Montana - Would be a super villain, with a hairy man As$ as his villain symbol, which people would confuse for his face. His backstory before he turned evil would be that of him applying for a green card to USA and getting denied, which in turn causes him to try and marry an American woman who also rejects him. He finally tries to sneak in illegally, but gets deported, and that is what finally breaks him and launches him into his evil ways. His super power becomes being a schitzo imitating a culture he wished he was part of.


MotorCityCobra - would have a black power fist with a rainbow colored middle finger as his super hero symbol on a pimp looking costume he stole from his grandfather from the 70's. His super power would be making lies sound like truths.


B.Utler - His costume would consists of memorabilia T Shirts that got it wrong when the wrong team won the NBA Championship, which he received before he created himself a Tom Hanks Castway type boat so he could make it over to the states. His super power is noble, as it consists of creating endless of amounts of burgers to feed those in need, a power he obtained while learning the mysticism of Mc'Donalds magic. Mc'Donalds being his version of a bat cave, and also his source of income.

Fxck you Jimbo.....


Infact fxck batman too
I'm Mr English
My superpower is my Big Dlck
I used it to conquer American Women
I saw
I conquered
I Came

Fxck America

[*TonyMontana*]

BrometheusBob would be named BrometheusBob, be wrapped up in a straight jacket with a ski mask on, and would have a midget sidekick, who would open a flap on the mask to expose his blindingly white teeth. They would serve as both a weapon, and a "Bat-signal" type thing, to alert the homies that trouble is afoot.

-Kev- would be named El Professor, and would be dressed like a middle aged professor, complete with a sweater vest and beige diesel Volvo station wagon. He'd come at dudes with such mind-numbingly detailed facts, that they'd surrender and hand themselves over to the police just to get him to stop. His Volvo would be full of buttons that seem exciting, but after pressing a button, all that would happen is that a fact about something pointless would be played on a loud speaker.

WillyWanker would be WillyWanker. He'd be a hero in the vein of Booger Man (on the Sega Genesis), but instead of shooting snot from his nose, he'd constantly be tugging and shooting his load at mother****ers.

Punchr, Shaolin Sword and B.utler would be a trio of villains. There online personas provide all the info you need.

Zaroku would be like the Green Power Ranger. Whenever there was an enemy dudes couldn't handle, he'd pop out of nowhere, slinging his iPhone 5 connected to a bedazzled lanyard and one shotting dudes to death.

Anthonydavid11 would be a hero named Absolutely-Astounding-Author-Anthony, for the alliteration. He'd wear a tailcoat, a top hat, and wield a giant fountain pen as a sword. He'd twist his giant, curly mustache with one hand as he beat the **** out of the bad guys with his pen, all the while shouting big words like "Superlative!" and "Precipice!" and "Albatross!" after every successful strike.

Sunspace would be the main supervillain. He'd be like James McAvoy in Split, only worse. And less dangerous.

All the Supremacists would form Legions and fight against each other daily, and it would be up to the super friends to try squash the beef.

Dude fxck it you need to write a book featuring everybody from Boxingscene

[Beercules]

Butler, Shaolin, Tago would be the powerpuff girls

Beer would be Green Lantern, he is supposed to be a superhero but people don't really depend on him to save their lives because he'd be too drunk to save them..

"Beer! Help me!"

"I cant I'm drunk"

[*TonyMontana*]

Butler, Shaolin, Tago would be the powerpuff girls

Beer would be Green Lantern, he is supposed to be a superhero but people don't really depend on him to save their lives because he'd be too drunk to save them..

Ahh Boxingfan let me think

Supervillain

Name : Dr Normal
SuperPower : The Ability to be so normal and boring that whoever comes across this Supervillain will be forced to die a slow BORING death!!!!